I'm not sure what going on.

Well fuck it I tried

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[junkycactus-deactivated20190318]

not to sound weird but how much would you be selling your nudes for, hypothetically speaking?

Probably like $30??

[pizza-anti-hero]

Damn, I will sell them for $10 lmao😆😆😆

[latexnun]

[traitspourtraits]

[bobbyshmurdashat-deactivated202]

[justdrethings-deactivated202208]

[ruinedchildhood]

[gamerwithamasterplan-blog]

Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this calender…

March 14?

WAIT! That’s not right!

It should say…

THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

[huntinthedwellin98]

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

honestly ? you’re so right

[pleatedjeans]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[unreactive]

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

[fuckyeahdementia]

[vaighspersonal-deactivated20160]

Why the hell does this captivate me.

[spazzeon-deactivated20181102]

Bats are weird

[hyacinthgirrl-blog]

[xetl]

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

person: im just throwing my opinion out there

me: *slaps opinion out of the air* not in my house 

[eyecloud-deactivated20180112]

[grannypantiesnchill]

We ALL wish it were that easy

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time