it's called: freefall

sam ☆ 30 ☆ she/her ☆ bi

[libertineangel]

Agnostic Beach Boys: "I'm not sure if anyone knows what I'd be without you"

[electricpurrs]

[tajrishgp]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[enki2]

[mylittleplaylist]

Applejack // The Downward Spiral, Nine Inch Nails

[andresthemenez]

If I was an ump I would make progressively weirder and weirder sounds when I call strikes just to see how far I could go before the catcher turned around and asked what the fuck my problem was

[pizzabeforepussy]

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[tiktokarchive]

[transprincessvivian]

[theinfiknight]

How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

[hooray4skeleton]

Yakuza is just that kind of series

[lunagaron]

[bfwonho]

this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

[dogpuppy]

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]