on my bullshit

yea

[albertserra]

This is so funny

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[mariotennispowertour]

5/5 5 year anniversary

[brinelakes]

is that a ds in your pocket or is your penis have 2 screens & play video games

[angeliceagleflies]

Oh yeah

[leaflicker]

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

[iguanamouth]

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

[melonmemes]

Life imitates art

[science-fiction-is-real]

bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[pivotpivotpivot-archive]

[ellaenchanted2004-deactivated20]

peak comedy is realizing people from your high school are trying to become social media influencers 

[commemorativefashionshoes]

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[longseasons]

she said “do you love me” i told her “shitty farty”

[greatfay]

[twilightisgaynow]

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

[two-drink-amy]