PIZZA PARTY

"hey yo tony, where'd you get that fresh pepperoni?" ☼kevin rocket wells. reaper. forever twenty-two.☼ (indie oc. nsfw/tw. mun/muse 18+.) #pizzadeliverydie

[twenty--one--violets]

[deadcheer]

Why doesn’t Mandy’s butt do that? God dammit. Anyway— - 

"Pig."

[pizzadeliverydie]

      "It's beautiful. I think--I think 'm in love." He's drooling, probably.

[deadcheer]

If she rolls her eyes any harder, they might fall out of her head.

[pizzadeliverydie]

      "Her--her arse is just bouncin'!" Amazing.

[deadcheer]

Jealous unhappy Mandy noises.

[pizzadeliverydie]

      Stoned giggling tbh.

[pizzadeliverydie]

      He's checking out this girl's ass. Because... asses.

[mayhxm]

                 ’ —-what’cha starin’ at, sugar? ‘ 

            Zacheri, don’t start teasing random boys on the street.             That’s very rude and makes them flustered ! Shame on you.

[pizzadeliverydie]

      "The--the bloody 'ell are you?"

That's super secret code language for "fuck, you're hot!" according to Rocket. In fact, his mouth has dropped open. There may or may not be drool dripping out.

[pizzadeliverydie]

      "I'll have ya know that I take me job as a pizza delivery boy real serious-like."

[effstonem-]

[laynetalks-deactivated20260205]

[deadcheer]

"Whatever you say, Kevin." She’s not playing your games. 

[pizzadeliverydie]

      "Do you 'ave a kidney stone? 'Cause you sure is salty." Yeah, he went there. Badly.

[deadcheer]

And yeah, she’s going to lay down, but, hahaha she’s totally not pressed against him at all. Nope. Not one bit. "Wow, so hard. I bet you have to deal with traffic. That takes a real man.” 

[pizzadeliverydie]

      Her butt's totally not in a really bad spot. Or anything. "No, no, 's not the traffic. It's the drunk uni students. You ever seen a drunk uni guy with the munchies when pizza's around? Gets fookin' rabid out there, mate."

[practicedisolation-blog]

[pizzadeliverydie]

[rxm0nes-deactivated20190104]

[deadcheer]

"I’m wearing pants and I’m not a loser.” She’ll just roll her eyes and respond, “Lying is a sin, Kevin.”

[pizzadeliverydie]

      "You know, you only call me Kevin when I piss you off." A snicker exits his mouth, and he crosses his arms. "Even though I keep tellin' ya, Mandy, it's Rocket. No matter what, it's Rocket!"

[practicedisolation-blog]

[pizzadeliverydie]

[deadcheer]

"I hate you. Scoot over so I can lay on the couch."

[pizzadeliverydie]

      "If it'll shut you up, sure." He'll scoot right on over! "D'you even know how hard it is actually t'deliver pizzas?"

[practicedisolation-blog]

[pizzadeliverydie]