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@deadcheer
dean:
‘ … but there’s a pattern. i mean, they’re all male, young, died of a heart attack … don’t you find a little weird? something must be causing those deaths. ’
‘ THAT’S NONE OF my business, bud. i’m just the bringer of souls. feel free to bounce ideas off me, though. i love hearing people get all creative. ’
dean:
‘ wait, you’re a reaper? ’
‘ WELL, YEAH. ’ SHE holds up her right hand, where a scythe is tattooed. ‘ kinda thought you knew that. ’
Heavy Metal Heart // Sky Ferreira
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Dead Like Me sentence starters
“I excel at not giving a shit.”
“Don’t flatter yourself, you’re not that interesting.”
“Sir, I’m gonna say this as politely as possible…I will fuck you up.”
“I just wanted to save her.”
“You can’t save any of them.”
“I’ve never seen such violence over such small potatoes.”
“I’m gonna kill that fucking baby.”
“Who’s been making grilled cheese sandwiches with the defibrillator paddles?”
“Now you made me mad! Now we can never be friends!”
“You’re a constipator, [name]. You disturb my shit and that’s annoying.”
“If Romeo had just masturbated a couple times a week he could have saved both those nice families a whole heap of trouble.”
“If I see someone running, I just assume they’re a loser.”
“I like knowing that the space between my ears is immeasurable.”
“I felt something I had never felt before - a hand on my ass.”
“I do not say this phrase lightly in this hallowed place: This is fucking inedible.”
“Call me a ‘little thing’ again and I’ll put this fucking dart right between your twinkling eyes.”
“Oh [name], this is nothing. You should have seen the tattoos I’ve had to have removed.”
“I don’t wanna fit in. I just don’t wanna stand out.”
“Human beings are simple, predictable clichés.”
“Speakin’ of death, let’s get to work.”
“Sometimes off-color language is the best way to convey an idea. As in ‘get the fuck away from my cubicle’.”
“I’d bore myself to death if I weren’t already dead.”
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SHE’S SO BORED - tired of the men in her reaper group. somehow she’d ended up as the only girl, which was more annoying than anything. two decades of having nothing but girl friends to being dead & having the opposite ? harder than it sounds. she’s adjusted, though - astrid’s been dead for five years, after all. she’s had more than enough time. she squints at the other girl, suspicion in her eyes. ‘ did you just move here, or ? ’ can’t be new, no one else is gone. / @reaperiisms
DEAN:
‘ you can’t kill him! ’
‘ I DON’T THINK you understand how this grim reaper thing works. i’m not going kill him - but he is going to die. ’
It ends or it doesn’t. That’s what you say. That’s how you get through it. The tunnel, the night, the pain, the love. It ends or it doesn’t. If the sun never comes up, you find a way to live without it. If they don’t come back, you sleep in the middle of the bed, learn how to make enough coffee for yourself alone. Adapt. Adjust. It ends or it doesn’t. It ends or it doesn’t. We do not perish.
Caitlyn Siehl
MASON:
❛ I LOVE GROSS. ❜ & he was good at s e c r e t s ! his lucky day , huh ? lips were c u r l e d into something of a smirk. ❛ d i s g u s t m e . i ain’t gonna tell anyone . ❜
SHE’S NOT SURPRISED. souls always come out looking really fucked up after they’re tagged for him. not really her problem, though. grim girl still looks every bit a cheerleader as she did the day she died, & that sweet dimpled smile only grows. ‘ in about TWO MINUTES a guy’s going to get run over by a truck in the parking lot. his head’s gonna pop like a melon. ’
HEY, SHE KNOWS this guy. well, not really. knows what he does, at least. seen him around, right hand with a scythe tattooed stark against white skin brushed against one too many people he’s come into contact with. ‘ .... - hey, wanna see something GROSS happen ? you can’t TELL anyone, though. ’ / @humanmcnsters
FALLON:
" uhh actually alcoholism can be a career. is a career. my career, “ fallon shrugged her shoulders, setting down what was the f o u r t h drink of the night. hadn’t even touched the back of her throat and yet she still wasn’t nearly as BUZZED as she wanted to be. her eyes flickered to the female, smirking softly, dark eyes probing at the other’s features. “ and i think i’m pretty fucking good at it, “ ______ @deadcheer + sc.
EYEBROWS RAISE A little. that’s a lot of personal information, right there. sounds like a deadass cry for help, if you ask astrid. too bad she can barely help herself. ‘ cool. you hiring ? my job sucks. ’ literally just walking around brushing people with her right hand, her scythe hand. it’s lame as shit. more senior reapers, they get the cool jobs - ones where they get covered in blood and guts and see crazy shit. best death astrid’s done so far was a particularly gross politician getting hit by a bus.
LEFT HAND REACHES, catches around skinny forearm & yanks the other back, maybe too roughly. ‘ don’t turn that way, ’ that’s not meant for you ! fucking - stupid grim reaper shit, she didn’t tag her target in time & if the girl walks down that alley right now, well, the mugging that was set to kill a middle-aged white dude will land on her, instead. she’s trying to do the other a favor. ‘ there’s..... a dead dog in there. smells super bad. you don’t want to go near it. i can show you a little detour, if you want. ’ / @dumbstcr
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