He Won't. That's The End.

The doofus formerly known as elphonsealric.

[saywhatjessie]

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

[birdloaf]

i have finished the college au from hell

[lesbian-franceslaurens]

@actualjohnlaurens

[exhumations-deactivated20210201]

[pizzahawkeye]

Hey everyone .... Guess what .... I don't live in America anymore

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[ohdumbledore]

HARRILTON: A Wizarding Musical

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Rami Al Ali spring 2016 couture

[reallycoykoifish]

Monday Comic June 20, 2016

Links: FACEBOOK  ||  Instagram  ||  REDBUBBLE 

[pizzahawkeye]

@fynneyseas

[namiiswan-archived]

[vincentsillustration]

Road to AX : The Armstrongs

[thequintab]

I love cheese.

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Waiter: “Cheese, ma’am?”

Quinta: “Yes, please!”

Waiter: “Say when.”

[prolonged silence]

Waiter: “Uh, say when?”

[silence]

Waiter: Say when…”

Quinta: “I’ll say when when I wanna say when.”

[malifischer]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

walking into Zootopia thinking it’s a cute, passable kids movie

when you realize that it’s a commentary on racial and gender stereotyping and how it can create harmful stigmas and how those stigmas can cause people to be ignorant and dangerous towards others or how it can effect minorities 

[meet-me-onthe-equinox]

Turns out they don’t make greeting cards for asking your ex-boyfriend if he will artificially inseminate you.

[anna-kendrickarchive]

[silkrobe]

damn..

[thesoulfunkybrother]

- Kerala , India : East of Eden

Ph.  Grant Thomas

[chickpeabb-deactivated20180117]

Wow.

[dayvan]

some doodles of my queen