[suckmyassbitchh]

[yochlochlo-deactivated20240904]

this rings true

[louie-dex-deactivated20170927]

If I ever have a daughter

I want her to stand in awe Of the cellulite hills and valleys Of her thighs; Of the uncharted lands that she is

I want her to let her nails, Chewed to the quick like mine, Be craggy mountainside Because she was designed to climb Everest

I want her to throw out her hairbrush Let her strands go feral For her scalp is too busy mimicking lions To ever be tamed anyway

I want her to know that every time She feels lost, she should celebrate Nothing good ever came of Worshipping maps like gospel

I want her to shatter any notion That she is not a constellation That her freckled forearms do not resemble Cassiopeia; she is royalty; she is nebulous

I want her to break like the dawn So that when she feels cracked, She can be reminded of how she is Fire and light and warmth and

The first real hint of sunshine After a thunder-and-lightning midnight.

[bestsmistake]

[thetowndrugdealer]

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

[nicotinesan]

[mysharona1987]

[eroscestlavie]

this is how i feel after one (1) Weed 

[joshpeck]

[micdotcom]

in case you haven’t cried enough about the Obamas leaving the White House

[just-shower-thoughts]

I find it strange companies have to convince me they have 100% real food.

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[pollofrita]

what the fuck happened to our collective sense of humor like this is so stupid yet here I am stifling laughter in an opera rehearsal

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice

[sodfather]

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

[sodfather]

[bitchycode]

[thetrippytrip]

she went level 9000

[time-for-a-rebrand]

Hollering. Lmfaoo. Mmkay.

[peachyjawn]

Lmfao

[jamaicanamazon]

Lmaooo

[kingrudegyalchina]

So …. I low key as a new make up baby just learned everything from this video

[eryk-or-else]

iconic