betrayed by the booty

Daniel. 27. Norway. Indie music. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

[coleslawgf-deactivated20230909]

a tumblrina with a job is like a butterfly with her wings clipped

[nordic-german-retard]

[animeshittalk]

imagine getting this review

[theladyregret]

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

[solvicrafts-deactivated20250215]

If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it

[supplementes]

how me and my boyfriend look at the 7/11 cashier while he rings up our soda pops and candies

[rednines]

[animentality]

[paradiselive56]

[rickybabyboy]

You dare enter my lair?

[no-tag-backs]

[intofullbloom]

[bonelord10000]

A Yummy Treat For Me...

[bonelord10000]

A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass...

[bonelord10000]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[trappedinavelociraptor]

world heritage post

[dankxsinatra]

[paxamericana]

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

it’s so sad how they got him medicated. remember when he was barking at the moon and manhandling random prospective voters like this? if we’re gonna elect senility we should at least have a show of it.

[my-beautiful-wickedness]

[friendsrequest]

Tumblr, September 26th, 2022

[honeycocai-ne-deactivated201307]

[worldsgonemad]

Yey! Bye bitch. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Why is this so real