Sorry

As the great Squidward Tentacles once said: "I"ll do it, but I won't like it."

[julia-wanders]

[coolled]

[st-pam]

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

mankind? No. man mean

[thnkfilm]

“The only way you can beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.”

Silver Linings Playbook (2012) dir. David O. Russell

[sixpenceee]

This is taking it to another level.

Picture posted by DogsCatsAndHorses

[do-i-have-to-wear-pants]

Well that’s easy to do considering tsa DOESNT FUCKING DO CAVITY SEARCHES

[sixpenceee]

It’s not supposed to be taken literally.

[contexfiles]

[beeeps-deactivated20200124]

This show is a fucking gift from god

[bradpittstainz]

[cold-blue-flame-deactivated2018]

[dannydino11]

Ughhhh gimme

[masha-russia]

Queenie smiling at Jacob 🌸

[tastefullyoffensive]

[run-for-funner]

😂😂

[embraceyouranxiety-blog]

Queens

[expressions-of-nature]

by Neger (Roman)

River Sherna, Russia

[willow]

ME!!!

[theliftingyogi-deactivated20210]

Put this on my tombstone

[bradpittstainz]

"supermom": loses baby weight immediately, works outside the home, cooks all 3 meals for whole family, prepares packed lunches, cleans whole house, microcleans daily and constantly (dishes, laundry, folding laundry, wiping counters, sweeping, organizing, picking up after children), stays pretty, nurtures and feeds infants, emotionally supports children, brings children to extracurricular activities, puts children to sleep, grooms children, micro-grooms all day (wipes mouths, cleans hands, changes diapers), bathes children, clothes children, shops for children, grocery shops,

"superdad": braids his daughter's hair

[bisexual-bisaster]

[bradpittstainz]

someone: are you okay?

me: *in a high-pitched mocking voice* "are you okay?" what the fuck.