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marnie

[lessthanmore]

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

[pizzaqueencheesefiend]

today is my birthday drug piss

[bigblacks-blog-blog]

[cheese24k]

[cuddleing-deactivated20121203]

i lost it with the salad

[ohai-mg]

completely lost it at the gravy

[novakian]

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

[ambientchunks]

“Billy had no friends”

[quietchanges]

@ellisaford @spotjt @happyphantrash it’s back

[pizzaqueencheesefiend]

4am #unstoppable

[pizzaqueencheesefiend]

Monday night beer tasting (at Pingvinen)

[airframeextender]

please put this image in the national archives. make it our flag

[tastefullyoffensive]

He’s so focused. (via saraboulos)

[blvckberrysweetsin]

If you ever wonder what goes on at Nike once the store closes…

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK THERE OMG

[pizzaqueencheesefiend]

what the hell just happened (at Bryggen Bergen)

[jaidefinichongg]

[th3-bear-jew]

I APPROVE OF THIS LEVEL OF NERDY ANARCHISM

[myfavoriteninja]

@willylordofnothing

[smelly-grl-deactivated]

ok that’s pretty cool

[daggers-drawn]

Anarchist geometry test. No gods, no rulers.

[mindfuckmath-deactivated2016062]

ANARCHY!

[swedishjazz]

the reason I don’t like coffee shop aus isn’t that they’re intrinsically boring, because a freaking bagel au could be amusing if approached well, but so many of them are so… peaceful… the characters love their job and have plenty of time to ponder that one attractive stranger that comes in a lot. Listen. This is retail. Person A and person B’s fated meeting is cut short when a pissed off middle-aged lady pushes herself between their eye contact and shrieks at A about how she wants to use a 2-years-old coupon. Someone shat on the bathroom ceiling. There’s a random sanitary inspection. B knows full well the bagel they just sold to the guy who is always rude fell on the floor three hours ago. A and B have their first real heart-to-heart at 11 pm while on their knees and scrubbing the floor. Where are my #realistic coffee shop au deconstructions, sanitized, idealistic portrayals of retail are soothing but setting revisionism cannot fight off the all-engulfing darkness when a customer hands you a 100$ bill at 8 am to pay for a 1.95$ item

[swedishjazz]

please read the tags on this post I’m losing my shit

[leafyisdad]

Reblog if you're all about them positive vibes

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[hiphopocliedes]

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

[creativereadingfanfiction]

I love this description of tumblr.

[deanwinjester]

I am horrified by the amount of YouTube tabs that are open.

[world-shards]

[thisisntmycat]

[luvmazze]