My Panic is Manic!

Mike, 35,CT, habitually fat, Writer, pizza guy, lazy person. Currently, this blog is on autoqueue.  Doctors at Captain Jack's Stag Party

[freenixon8-deactivated20170811]

julius caesar told the town crier to sub-speak about this it’s a historical fact

[cracked]

Beware, kids.

[patrickat]

“I came out to attack and honestly I’m having such a good time right now.” - Brutus

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[edda-for-dummies]

Northern Iceland is on the Arctic Circle, same as where I live rn so like. Have a glimpse of my reality. Enjoy.

[cinegasmic]

Just curious, why do you like the Social Network so much?

[pointnclickadventuregame]

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[foone]

Tangara is an open source iPod clone, which includes bluetooth:

Tangara

The music player you wish you had in the early 2000s

[piranya]

[rylandsgrace]

ILONA MAHER as LUISA MADRIGAL

Dancing With The Stars (33x06)

[savvysquid]

Spiderman meme with all the double casting in Hamilton

[ceasarslegion]

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

[ceasarslegion]

[linusbenjamin]

WHEATLEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.

[gilliflowersmaybe]

[ID: The “Evil character” meme, with Pierre from Great Comet. The top caption reads “Evil Pierre,” where the bottom caption reads “It’s dusked on me gradually” /End ID.]

[fizrig]

ah yes, shakespeare’s greatest characters:

benvolio

antonio

portia

duke orsino

nurse

priest backstreet

count chocula

and a mermaid named google

[rovermcfly]

please, I just wanna see improvised Shakespeare comedy

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

something that I think NO ONE talks about enough is Daniel Radcliffe and the absolute wackass journey his acting career has been on

like this man essentially started his career playing one of the most iconic franchise protagonists ever for almost TEN YEARS - I mean he’d practically spent half his life in that role by the time the movies were over, and you would think that would set him off on a path to be kind of typecast as The Hero or like a great protagonist for a long time or something 

and the funniest thing is, that he DID get typecast, but in like the complete opposite direction

like you look at him now and pretty much for the past six years or so this man has played approximately one character and it’s “Funky Little Nerd Who is Definitely Going About This the Wrong Way” 

and I am absolutely LIVING for it

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

DEAD. ABSOLUTELY DEAD.

[coldasyou]

There’s nothing more depressing than, small town USA and small don’t come much smaller than Punxsutawney on Groundhog Day 

for @awesomewoutme

[one-time-i-dreamt]

thinking about the guy who bought his fiancée the Dyson Airblade instead of Airwrap (so a hand dryer instead of a multi-styler for hair) and the guy who got his gf the toy Dyson Airwrap set for children thinking it was the real thing on a huge sale

[shuffled-bunny]

[mapsontheweb]

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

[evilscientist3]

None Earth with South New Zealand

[crankynerdgirl]

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior