The Ultimate Life Form..

I'm just a guy with the mind of the average nerd and the heart of a lover. "No matter where we are.. We always look up at the same sky.." -Mauro Hdez

[jojomemesftw]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

[beedlebeeb]

I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.

[awed-frog]

Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

Some scientists suspect that the origin of the cyclops myths came about because of elephant skulls, which are vaguely human in shape but with a honking big hole in the middle for the trunk but easily mistakable for an eye socket without any flesh

[child-of-crows]

this is the first time i’ve ever seen an elephant skull outside an elephant and i don’t like it much

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

I’m sure the elephant isn’t feeling too great either

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[valechu-izamit]

just sleeping little hedgehog <3

[izgir-moved]

when you die you go to the mii plaza

[ppgayata-deactivated20200415]

[flarehabanero]

Sonic Heroes (2003)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[guy]

i hate this

[tddkart]

Isabelle has a message for her enemies.

[snoopingasusualisee]

i’ve never seen anyone animate the original isabelle model so her lip movements actually match real words. what the fuck

[mapledre-deactivated20191006]

me

[wotofok-deactivated20190422]

Wait for it

[stolen-ass-name]

[hydro-dragon]

[survivalstep]

CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME, WALK INTO MY MYSTERY, STEP INSIDE AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE

[catchymemes]

Worlds largest single firework shell

[onlyfangz]

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

[nyanbakudan]

kirby has another message for you!

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[sunwukxng]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[pururin]

we’ve come full circle

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.

[cil-confirmed]

this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read

[taylorculosis]