[stolen-ass-name]

O_o my Hero Forge sculpts are doing way better than I thought SO, I'm posting my commission sheet. You too can ask for a figurine just as cool as those ones

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[i-cant-decide-on-a-fandom]

Suggestive? Perchance?

Maybe im too silly but it seems Gideon quite enjoys Angrybek 👀 Noticed he's usually cheering him on when he's getting violent, and after his "I think something's awakened in me" comment in OUAG, I couldn't get this outta my head.

[fuzzygraphics]

I think about ‘You’ve got great eyes that’s for sure’ ‘Back tickles’ ‘I can whisper sweet nothings from back here’ ‘You always bring me to the nicest places.’ ‘Two sides of the same handsome coin’ ‘Yes I think they’re roommates’ ‘Get us some free cigars’ ‘Get your fucking hands off my huckleberry.’ ‘Gideon Nathaniel Coal, did you just save my life?’ ‘Your man.’ ‘Get up and let’s dance!’ ‘I have my BFP’ ‘I did then.’ ‘Usually I don’t have to ask’ so much.

Thank you Starlight Coalecroux, very cool

[colorful-horses]

this started as 'my g6' but just turned into my little pony: magical girls

[calamitys-child]

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

[calamitys-child]

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

[shorthistorian]

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

[loadedupright]

Back on my human au bullshit 😌

[coachwip]

His past, what we know and desperately want to know, lives rent free in my head.

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[ugfryddfvgr]

Which of Andy's Characters versions should meet

Which of Andy's Characters versions should meet

Kaiyo-P/(S)-Kaiyo

(Ice)-Skrimm/(Ring)-Skrimm/(Voild)-Skrimm

(Star-Light)-Torbek/(Ghost-Light)-Torbek/(Witch-Light)-Torbek

(Uprooted)-Booker/(Uproot-A-Rama)-Booker

(C-O-S)-Silas/(C-O-S-O-S)-Silas/(Dust)-Silas

Voting ended onAug 9

[myfuckingyaoigricko]

“If I’m gonna trust you, it’s gonna be on one condition.”

“What?”

“You have to introduce me to your mom.”

“…..why?”

“….I just wanna talk to her”

Ko trying to fuck Ophelia’s mom is so goddamn iconic, she’s me fr fr

[halochewer]

"humiliated boymoder gets her brainworms fucked out" is basically scripture to me

[forcefemdemonprincess]

Genuinely what video is this

[halochewer]

the video is titled the title i gave idk what you want from me

[halochewer]

like do yall need me to touch your clit for you too

[cheesed-2meetu]

Ref (bonus content in reblog)

[batoidman]

Gideon's obituary tomorrow will quote his final words as "it was right there!"

[json-derulo]

when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

[json-derulo]

me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

[novahedron]

THE PykeRett archives. aka a compilation of most of the drawings of them I've done in the past month.

Rett what did you mean by "you taste so sweet it hurts a little".

Bonus:

[jauximeow]

I was talking to my friend about Date Everything and the mental image of Ziggy Woog playing it wouldn't leave my brain so now you all have to experience it with me