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was i the only one who thought the lick was on the face and not the hand? i’ve been sweating all day waiting for the video
i just saw the podcast video and i’m literally pissing myself with the restaurant clapping story!!! phil is so funny omg his mind!
the fuck was the “our friend” part about anthony padilla??????
it’s been more than a month and dan saying “we woke up in the same bed” made me giggle like a teen
the brain lag/truck story was so funny omg
they’ve already talked so much about their relationship and it’s been a month and yet— the second dan called phil babe i felt such a whiplash
them: we are a couple
me: :)
also them: just mention the word *kiss*
me:
the fact that phil not only boiled it but also decided to add sugar into it.
f for luke the photographer for having to reply to flirty phil while dan was behind probably like
phil really wants to get pregnant
my parasocial ass was clenching thinking they might vague mention ch*rlie like that’s such ancient history that’s been repressed but i live for the drama!!!
love that they cleared up dan does like muse and phil wasnt rich enough yet to buy dan a 2k bottle of wine in 2009
i want to see Dans expression now bc I, too, gasped out loud when Phil said he filmed a video with the model guy!
dan being wildly jealous for 30 minutes was not what i needed to hear at 6:30 am
i almost lost my entire shit with the prosthetic dog part tbh
can’t believe zoe and alfie are still together??? idk why i had the mandela effect that they separated or disappeared like years ago
i just came out of work so i just saw the pictures and my face was like