Villain: I'm going to bury you alive.
Percy: Oh that's a relief, I thought I was going to die.
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Villain: I'm going to bury you alive.
Percy: Oh that's a relief, I thought I was going to die.
Percy: [as Annabeth walks in] I must have been poisoned by the mafia-
Annabeth: Says here you ate a glow stick.
Annabeth: Describe yourself in one word.
Percy: “Doesn’t play by the rules.”
Piper: What are your adjectives?
Annabeth: You mean my pronouns?
Piper: No I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?
Annabeth: Uh, what are yours?
Piper: Rebellious and chaotic.
Annabeth: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.
Leo: I'm not able to stop making jokes.
Piper: You can't be serious.
Leo: That's right.
Nico: From now on I'm going to be a better person.
Will: I believe in you.
Nico: Thanks.
Will: Because you've set up such a low bar until now.
Leo: I just stubbed my toe. Did I scream and cry like a baby? No, of course not. A baby does not have the lung capacity to do what I just did.
Percy, after breaking something: I am so sorry, I’ll pay for it. How much did it cost?
Museum Director: It was priceless, sir.
Percy: Oh. Phew.
Jason: No one likes a show-off.
Leo: Unless what they’re showing off is dope as fuck.
Jason: Fuck. That’s true.
Will: A camper just collapsed!
Nico: We gotta get rid of the body.
Will: What?
Nico: I mean, check their pulse, obviously.
Siren: Hey, come over here for a good time ;)
Reyna: I’m asexual.
Siren: Oh.
Siren: Heard you wouldn’t fight a siren.
Reyna, immediately turning her ship to crash into the rocky cliffs: Who the fuck said that?
Annabeth: Do you work well under pressure?
Percy: It depends on how you look at it I suppose. I work poorly under pressure.
Percy: But without pressure I don't work at all.
Percy: So I guess the answer is yes, in relative terms.
The veterinarian: Don’t forget we offer a military discount!
Percy to Mrs. O’Leary: Have you served in the military?
Nico: As a child I used my imagination to create whole new worlds. Now I mostly use it to make myself sad.
[being kidnapped]
Percy: Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: Shut the fuck up.
Percy: I assume that means you’re providing a toothbrush.
Will: I'd like to keep you in the infirmary overnight.
Nico: Why?
Will: [turns to look out the window] I'm lonely.
Piper: If my life ended today, what would my legacy be? Sure, I did a wheelie on a dirt bike through a Waffle House, and I was once interviewed on the news for finding a foot on the beach. But other than that, I don't have many great accomplishments.