pjoandco

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Villain: I'm going to bury you alive.

Percy: Oh that's a relief, I thought I was going to die.

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Percy: [as Annabeth walks in] I must have been poisoned by the mafia-

Annabeth: Says here you ate a glow stick.

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Annabeth: Describe yourself in one word.

Percy: “Doesn’t play by the rules.”

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Piper: What are your adjectives?

Annabeth: You mean my pronouns?

Piper: No I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?

Annabeth: Uh, what are yours?

Piper: Rebellious and chaotic.

Annabeth: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

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Leo: I'm not able to stop making jokes.

Piper: You can't be serious.

Leo: That's right.

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Nico: From now on I'm going to be a better person.

Will: I believe in you.

Nico: Thanks.

Will: Because you've set up such a low bar until now.

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Leo: I just stubbed my toe. Did I scream and cry like a baby? No, of course not. A baby does not have the lung capacity to do what I just did.

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Percy, after breaking something: I am so sorry, I’ll pay for it. How much did it cost?

Museum Director: It was priceless, sir.

Percy: Oh. Phew.

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Jason: No one likes a show-off.

Leo: Unless what they’re showing off is dope as fuck.

Jason: Fuck. That’s true.

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Will: A camper just collapsed!

Nico: We gotta get rid of the body.

Will: What?

Nico: I mean, check their pulse, obviously.

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Siren: Hey, come over here for a good time ;)

Reyna: I’m asexual.

Siren: Oh.

Siren: Heard you wouldn’t fight a siren.

Reyna, immediately turning her ship to crash into the rocky cliffs: Who the fuck said that?

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Annabeth: Do you work well under pressure?

Percy: It depends on how you look at it I suppose. I work poorly under pressure.

Percy: But without pressure I don't work at all.

Percy: So I guess the answer is yes, in relative terms.

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The veterinarian: Don’t forget we offer a military discount!

Percy to Mrs. O’Leary: Have you served in the military?

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Nico: As a child I used my imagination to create whole new worlds. Now I mostly use it to make myself sad.

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[being kidnapped]

Percy: Will I need my toothbrush?

Kidnapper: Shut the fuck up.

Percy: I assume that means you’re providing a toothbrush.

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Will: I'd like to keep you in the infirmary overnight.

Nico: Why?

Will: [turns to look out the window] I'm lonely.

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Piper: If my life ended today, what would my legacy be? Sure, I did a wheelie on a dirt bike through a Waffle House, and I was once interviewed on the news for finding a foot on the beach. But other than that, I don't have many great accomplishments.