as above so below

no monumental moment ever came from saying, "come on dude just take one more shot."

[swymsuyt]

sanrio park ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

[bl0w-m3]

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

[bridoof]

I-no, your favorite rock & roll witch 🎸🖤

📸: @sweetsensationphoto

Costume by yours truly!

[apricot4ngel-deactivated2023082]

ghostface re-design🗡

[clarkkentshypnoglasses]

Me during the day: ughhh i want to sleep so baddd take me homeee i’m so tiredd

Me when i’m supposed to fall asleep: i’m going to read 538484829 fanfics because i can’t sleep !!!!!!1!1

[lets-get-skinnyy]

My brain: foooooood

Me: cigarettes

My brain: food plz

Me: C I G A R E T T E S

[yandere-tyann-blog]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them

[sanctferum]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Souvenir (Joanna Hogg, 2019)

[hollowtones]

The Four-Hour Simmer Begins

[hollowtones]

[catchymemes]

[werewolfviking]

[valentina-poem]

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

BoJack Horseman S06E03 ‘Feel-Good Story’

[androidboy]

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

[androidboy]

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

[neurodivergent-crow]

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

[emil]

don’t look at me yet dude i’m still rendering

[love]

Heart-shaped lightning formed during a thunderstorm over France.

[shoujo-dreamland]