wandering spirit

"Traveling is wonderful. I've met many different Pokémon, many different Trainers, and now I've met all of you. There are many more Trainers and Pokémon to encounter in the world!"

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“Anywhere, huh? How about someplace far off from Black City? Like…hm…” Her mind wandered, pondering. “You know, I haven’t been to Castelia City for a couple of years. You wouldn’t object to wandering around the city, looking for a nice seafood joint, would you?”

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"Ahh, Castelia? That sounds lovely. We can even stop by Casteliacone afterwards for some ice cream."

He let Strength out of his Pokeball and the Braviary immediately nuzzled Alder's face. "Now, now, that's enough. We're headed to Castelia City. Think you can carry both of us?" Strength nodded and grabbed Alder's collar.

Alder held out his arm to Mercede. "If you'd just take a step onto my feet and hold on tightly to me, we'll be off."

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For an older lady, Mercede had quite the firm grip. She shook like a boss, probably because she’d been a boss. “Don’t think I’ll go easy on you, either. Sure, I won’t try to kill ya or nothing, but I’ll give my all again.”

That next question caught her by surprise. “Oh? You want to buy me lunch? Well, well, well. Aren’t you a gentleman? I’ll gladly accept that offer!”

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He raised his eyebrows in surprise, almost expecting her to turn him down. "Wonderful! Would you like to have lunch here at the mall, or somewhere else? My Braviary can take us anywhere in Unova."

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Mercede walked up to Alder, until she was only a breath’s length away. Considering how tall he was, she had to stand on her tip-toes, even in heels, just to make eye contact. “I think you may have earned yourself a new rival, pal,” she teased. “That’s not gonna chafe your hide too badly, is it? I hope not, because I’ll gladly challenge you to a rematch in a month’s time!”

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"I'm quite glad have you as a rival." He grinned and shook her hand. "I can't wait for a rematch. My Pokemon and I will be training!"

"But for now, would you consider letting me buy you lunch?"

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Alder’s jaw wasn’t the only one to drop when Hercules missed; Mercede’s did the same exact thing. “How the fuck could you miss?” she snapped at the Fighting type. “Don’t you realize what you’re up against? You have a disadvantage here! There’s no time for this missed target bullshit! Just—”

And Hercules was down and out for the count, courtesy of the Aerial Ace. “…whoa. Alder? I never thought I was going to say this, but you whooped me. You whooped me good, too.” But in the underground, her attitude would have been completely different.

Up here, in the light of day, in a friendly location over a friendly battle, she wasn’t the same woman at all. Would it be too much to ask for a handshake? “I can see why the league kept you in mind. Your Pokemon are fantastic. Good job!”

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Alder laughed as Arthur turned to him for a pat on the head. "No, no, you were amazing too. I had to give it all that I had just to keep up!"

He nodded to her after returning his Pokemon to its Pokeball. "Thank you. That really was a spectacular battle. I haven't had a good one in a while."

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“Ha ha ha ha HA! I LOVE confusion, don’t you!?” Mercede roared, laughing as loud as her scabbed up throat could muster. One of her now-deceased captains, Orlando, was notorious for using stat moves like Confuse Ray, Swagger, Poisonpowder, Stun Spore, and so much more. Anything to damage the enemy had been his specialty, and it was such a shame he died so young.

It came down to this: last one to last one. This hadn’t happened in a very long time, and her old blood kept pumping. “Hercules? You okay over there?” The Machamp grinned and gave four thumbs up to his trainer. “Alright. See if you can finish this with…ahem…I think Cross Chop should do it. Don’t you?”

That was, of course, assuming Hercules landed a hit.

He didn’t.

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Alder's jaw dropped. He really hadn't been expecting Hercules to miss. But there he was, completely open to Arthur's attack. All he needed to do was land one really good Aerial Ace and they would win.

"Arthur, you can do this! Snap out of it! Use Aerial Ace, now!" The Escavalier shook his head and focused on his target. He beat his arms together once more and charged at the Machamp, landing his attack square on his opponent's back.

Alder punched the air in celebration. "Yes! Arthur, that was amazing, thank you!"

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And down Mulciber went, too dizzy to continue. “You did good. You could’ve done better, but you were alright.” That’s all she’d tell a losing Pokemon like Mulciber. “Kitsune? Do you have any stamina to continue?” The Ninetales yawned and showed no interest of continuing in the battle. Scylla was down and out for the count, and Naga was tired.

What was a girl to do?

“Looks like you’ll have the type advantage after all,” she teased. “I’m calling only one more Pokemon out. Hercules, you’re up!” A large, ferocious, and very proud Machamp pounded his way forward. “I think you should start this sucker off with a Dynamic Punch!”

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Arthur had no time to react and was hit hard by Hercules. He staggered left and right, clearly confused. Alder called out desperately to his Pokemon. "That's alright Arthur! Just one more Aerial Ace and we should be finished! Let's go!"

The Escavalier beat his arms together ready to attack. "You can do it, Arthur!" The Pokemon nodded.

Then hit himself in confusion.

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“This one’s pretty hardcore, so you know. You’re the first time in a long time that I’ve had an opponent who was good enough to get my blood pumping. I don’t even know what to expect from you, and that’s impressive!” The Aerial Ace left Mulciber teetering in the red. One more hit like that, and the Magmortar would be keeling over. “Mulciber! Fire Blast this baby to kingdom come, nothing held b—”

And then, to her disgust and frustration, the Magmortar missed.

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"This is my first real battle in a very long time. You certainly haven't let me down!"

When Mulciber missed, Alder and Arthur shared a quick look and Alder grinned. "One more Aerial Ace!" Alder punched the air, mimicking his Escavalier's attack.

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The Magmortar roared in disapproval from being hit by such a powerful move, but he still stood. “Retired or not, you’re putting up one hell of a fight. You know I’m retired too, right? I’ve been retired for close to fifteen years.” It felt strange, realizing Giovanni had run Team Rocket for so long, but time sure did fly! “Just imagine what this would’ve been like for us a good thirty years ago!”

So what was the plan with Mulciber? “I think I’ll go out with a bang, too. Mulciber! Overheat, now!”

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As Alder predicted, just one hit knocked out Alexander. He called back his Pokemon and his hand shook as he reached for his last Pokemon. "I'm sure that such a battle would have been magnificent." With the massive type advantage he was going to have, and the amount of Pokemon Mercede had left, Alder didn't stand a chance. But he couldn't give up. He had faith in his Pokemon.

"Arthur, it's up to you!" He let out his Escavalier and it crossed its arms, ready to fight. "Let's have an Aerial Ace!"

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“I didn’t think a Champion would need the upper hand in a battle.” Oh, the teasing. That never grew old! She’d make jokes like that in the underground Black City scene, too, but those battles had much higher stakes on the line. “Are you admitting that you’ve met a match? I’m flattered!”

Even if that Accelgor was going to launch the first move.

“Okay, Mulciber…start this party off with Sunny Day.” There. She could use a stats move, too, and boost the power of whatever he used next.

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Me First could be a very powerful attack, if used correctly. However, it didn't do them any good if their opponent didn't use an offensive move. With Sunny Day in effect, one good Fire attack would take out Alexander in a second.

Alder grimaced. She really had him in a corner. "You forget, Mercede. I'm retired. I'm afraid I haven't got quite as much pep in my step anymore. But that doesn't mean we can't go out with a bang! Focus Blast!"

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“I was a businesswoman once, and don’t you forget it!” Mercede cheered, pumping both her fists triumphantly from her part of the battlegrounds. “An Accelgor, huh? I’ve seen one of those on TV, but not in person.” Wasn’t that a bug type? “Hey, Naga? I think it’s time to call you back, honey. I don’t want you to get hungry.” But, unfortunately for Naga, Mercede wasn’t quick enough to call her back after the Energy Ball, and boy did it so some damage!

As the exhausted Gyarados returned, the Madame Boss thought over who would be best to pull forth next. “Ah, yes. I know! You already got to see my Electivire, Zeus. Why don’t I show you that Magmortar I had on me earlier? Mulciber! You’re up!”

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"Hmph.. never going to let me have the upper hand. That's alright. Show them what we've got, Alexander! Use Me First!"

Accelgor, known for being the fastest Pokemon in the Unova region would have no problem landing its next move.

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It was almost a shame to damage beauty as great at Vance’s, but what Mercede loved most about Pokemon was their resilience. Even the nastiest of beatings were mere child’s play for them. Those beautiful beasts recovered so quickly, sweating off even critical injuries with a recuperation speed no human being could ever match. Even the Slowpokes Proton cut could grow new tails and seldom noticed missing them.

‘You see this, Miya? I really wish you could. I’d love for my greatest agent to see her Madame Boss fight at her fiercest once again.’ And in front of Miyamoto, Mercede had a tendency to fight at just that: her fiercest—or so she told herself. In truth, her finest battles were when she found herself backed into a corner. Then, like a terrified animal, she’d lash out and bar nothing.

Naga roared in pain from the Hyper Beam, but then came a sinister, serpentine hiss. The Gyarados knew about the recovery time for that move. “Legendary, rarity, whatever he is, he’s a masterpiece. So I was wrong about Volcarona’s status. I made that mistake with another friend’s rarity before, too.” Yeah, and now more people could boast having a Rotom.

“Naga? Surf this bad boy.”

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Vance was pushed back all the way to his trainer's feet. Alder held him in his arms and thanked him before returning him to his Pokeball. "You certainly mean business, don't you? But I'm not quite finished just yet!"

"Alexander, I need your help!" He threw a Pokeball, revealing his Accelgor. "Quickly, use Energy Ball!"

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“Vance, huh? That the Volcarona, by any chance?” Wasn’t that nice? It was rude to keep a lady waiting, but that didn’t stop some men regardless. Hell, one man kept her waiting for forty-five years. She’d given up on that one by now, but this was exciting. After all, wasn’t Volcarona a legendary?

“Beautiful…” Charon would fanboy all over that thing, legendary Pokemaniac that he was. Overheat was going to be a problem, so Mercede called Zeus back, hoping he’d have enough juice in him to battle later. Now seemed the time for someone else.

“Naga, you’re up! I think you should start with a Waterfall!” As her scarred, angry, fade-scaled Gyarados slithered about, cantankerous serpent that Naga was, Mercede smiled. “I want to soak in this moment. I haven’t seen any legendaries for a few months now. The last one was Kyurem.”

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"Vance, no!" Alder reached his hand out towards his Volcarona, but the Pokemon quickly rose again, clearly damaged, but still alright. It had been a while since Alder had a serious battle, so it pained him to see his Pokemon getting hurt like this.

"You know, I'm sorry to disappoint, but technically, Volcarona aren't legendaries." Alder nodded to Vance and it started charging up. "They are very rare, though. I received Vance as an egg-" Once Alder saw that his Pokemon had finished charging, he yelled. "Quickly, use Hyper Beam!"

Vance unleashed a powerful beam of energy straight at Naga.

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“It’s all a measuring of distance, really. Get too far, and the Thunder’s not worth it. Get too close, and you’re a sitting Ducklett. That’s the phrase you guys use out here in this region, right?” Strength was a magnificent Pokemon, filled with so much potential and grandeur. “You know, I love Braviaries, but I heard you have this one Pokemon I’ve been dying to see. I’m waiting to see it! Zeus!”

Maybe Zeus could speed things up, if only by a little. “Shoot with a Discharge!”

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Alder cringed as he watched his precious Braviary fall. He returned Strength to his Pokeball and whispered a "Thank you" to it before returning it to his necklace. He looked up at Mercede again and smiled. There was only one Pokemon she could be talking about.

"So you've heard about Vance, have you? Well, we can't keep a lady waiting much longer." He threw out the Pokeball, and his Volcarona came out. "Let's not waste any time! Overheat!" Vance let loose a huge flame.

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She noticed the grimace. Maybe some other time, she could ask why he’d done that. For now, the battle came first. If she softened up, that’d leave Alder with an opening he normally wouldn’t have! Where would the fun in that be?

“Type’s not everything. It’s not the type so much as it’s how you use your Pokemon. Zeus isn’t moving out of the way.” Had the command for Strength been a long-distance move, Mercede would have considered the sure-to-hit Thunderbolt against this magnificent bird.

Instead, knowing Strength was coming close, something else came out of her mouth. “Thunder, Zeus!”

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"Strength, no!" The Braviary was hit dead on by the Thunder. Not to mention, Superpower lowered his attack and defense. "Strength, are you alright?" He nodded and weakly got back up.

"Good! Use Hone Claws and then Superpower again!" Strength's claws glowed a bright white and he charged at Zeus. This time, with the distance already closed between them, he was able to land the hit.

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“Tell me. Did one of your kiddies become a Gym Leader for Unova? I remember you telling me that you’ve got a son.” It had her wondering; was Alder’s son anything like hers? Or anything like Charon’s daughter, for that matter? Charon wasn’t one to talk much about his family. Mercede was a different person altogether; she could talk about her son (and grandson) for hours, if prompted.

“Oh, NICE!” As Mercede called back Kitsune, she couldn’t help but smile. “I’ve been eying that Braviary of yours. IloveBraviaries. They’re such powerful birds and so few things can parallel them. So, in a way, it’s almost a shame I’ll be calling Zeus out now.”

And there he went: Zeus, her Electivire, ready for action!

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"No, no... My boy didn't take to Pokemon quite as I would have liked him to. And I probably had a hand in that." He grimaced then shook himself out of it.

Strength cawed happily at Mercede's compliments. "Ahh, thank you! Strength is quite an amazing Pokemon. But don't count us out just yet because you've got a type advantage!"

"Now, use Superpower!" Strength nodded and shot towards Zeus like a speeding bullet.

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“Now, keep in mind I was never a gym leader. I was talking about my son, my one and only.” She’d wanted to have a daughter, too, but her ex had other plans. She’d spent most of her adulthood as a single mother. Even now, that hadn’t changed. The notorious Madame Boss of Team Rocket couldn’t keep a stable relationship. Whatever; she could stand alone.

Head Charge, Overheat…

Was this going to be one of those instances where both Pokemon would knock each other out? With that attack, there was no way Kitsune could dodge, but could Bolton? If they both went in full force, then who would fall from the impact? The yelp was enough for the Madame Boss to notice her Ninetales was down and out for the count—but what about that Bouffalant?

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"It's still very admirable to raise a gym leader. Even the greats start out as children, raised by their parents." He shook his head, thinking of his own son, and how he was hardly a father to him.

Bolton snorted and struck the ground with his hoof proudly. "Bolton! Atta boy!" After a second though, the Bouffalant's legs gave out and he fell to the ground, finished as well. "Ahh, thanks Bolton, that was amazing." Alder returned his Pokemon to its ball then turned around to his Braviary.

"Strength, I think it's your turn now!" The bird nodded and flew to the center of middle of the battle field.

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Mercede smiled and blew some smoke rings. Sure, being close was a good way to bond, but she didn’t consider that the best way to train. Placing her Pokemon close to death, leaving them ravenous and vicious, seemed the better option. Then again, that was just her, and she knew that wasn’t an approved training method to most.

Earthquake made their entire battlefield shake, leaving Kitsune bewildered and, understandably, on the verge of fainting. One more move, she’d be down and out for the count.

“Ground against Fire…good choice again. You know, my sonny boy loves Ground Pokemon. He even runs a gym for them. Kitsune? One more move, and you can go back. Use…Overheat.”

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"A gym leader, huh? I can't say I expected any less from an impressive trainer such as yourself." Alder was very proud of his Bouffalant for dealing so much damage to Mercede's Ninetales. But the smile was quickly wiped off his face when she ordered Overheat.

Waiting for Kitsune to get close before attacking had been cocky, and put Bolton in a terrible position. At this close range, Bolton wouldn't have time to retreat. "I'm sorry, buddy! Let's go straight for it, use Head Charge!"