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I do what I want

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Marie antoinette was so into cottagecore the people had to kill her.

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Why am I homesick for a home I haven't left yet

Why am I nostalgic for a time that hasn't passed yet

Why am I mourning those that are still happy and hearty

Why am I lamenting the death and decay of everything instead of enjoying life

Why cant I just live in the moment and stop thinking about how everyone I love will die, every building I love will crumble, every tree I love will die or be cut down, every recipe I love will be lost, every song I love will be forgotten, and everything I do to preserve anything is futile.

It's really a bummer.

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Friendly reminder that you're loved and appreciated.

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Clothing stores are the opposite of strip clubs. In a strip club you get money and loose clothes, In a clothing store you loose money and get clothes.

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Put nerds in a pepper grinder

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Guys stop pointing out Jupiter's red spot he's very insecure about it and juno is making fun of him.

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If eda is stans ex wife and ford went adventuring around the multiverse with rick does that mean that the owl house and rick and morty share a multiverse?

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Next time someone comes up to you with some vaccine bs tell them that the anti Vax movement is actually a conspiracy to undermine their health so they can't vote for trump to fight their reptilian overlords.

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My real dreams are to be a witch in the woods with lot of friends who I can share the produce from my garden with and a wife who loves me whom I can be aesthetic with but yea I guess I can study and become a therapist because that doesn't conflict with my real dreams too much...

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I'm not dummy thicc but I am dummy sicc

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I cant believe that there was an episode where phineas and Ferb created a tiktok dance.

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Friendly reminder that this is a thing

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Remembering back to 2nd grade when all the kids in my class collectively thought that "72" was the funniest shit ever. Like there would be a bunch of 8 year olds just going "seventytwooooooo" for no reason.

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Hey, just a friendly reminder to hold biden accountable for his shit today!

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Friendly reminder not to donate at checkout because...

•it should be your tax deduction not theirs

• you don't know how good the charity actually is and how much it actually spends on its cause

•they should get press for spending their own money not the extra money you donate.

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Do you like white wine or red wine

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I prefer grape juice

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Let's just call fried veggies fried veggies instead of saying "vegan fried chicken" like veggies are already good they don't gotta pretend to be meat just let em be themselves....