you are a walking second place medal.

multifandom tomfoolery, check pinned!

[pl4yingcards]

hey!

rapid-fire basics:

it/its he/they, adult aged, probably on this hellsite too often

main fandoms i'm involved in:

DSMP (its mostly dsmp), Hermitcraft, Life Series

other fandoms you'll find here (updated semi frequently):

Good Omens, Sally Face, Scott Pilgrim, TADC, TMA, Voltron, Promare, assorted podcasts, Project Hail Mary

(all fandoms are tagged as written in this post)

fandoms i currently write for:

DSMP, Life Series, Voltron (once)

my ao3: pl4yingcards

also find me at: @null-of-hearts @cr4shcart and @box-of-cards

i have no specified DNI but block for my own comfort

(i do not support cc!wilbur. i will most likely block you if you do)

that's all, welcome in!

(my own userboxes and other things under the cut!)

[akleni-does-stuff]

R800 and their terrible amazing fashion choices

(post that inspired this under the cut)

[timetocrybois]

“I’m a person!”

“You are! And so are we!”

@sweetnsourhearts

[daily-grian]

Heard something about it being ace day so ace colors Grian today YIPPEEE happy pride!!!!!!!!

[chubs-deuce]

the most important sound

[endbie]

your fault

[thunderbottle]

stuck in the past forever forever can never go back forever forever

[druid-for-hire]

His raincoat was never packed, because obviously he wouldn't need it in space—I wonder sometimes if Stratt held onto it for any amount of time.

Something something getting someone out of their shell & shucking clams?

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[pl4yingcards]

new fic just dropped!

15-year old Techno has been shunted between foster homes for years, ever since… well, ever since his life got turned on its head. When the people that would like to think they're his parents decide that they don't want him to come back to their house, Puffy has to make an emergency call to one of her most trusted contacts -- Phil Craft. Immediate tension bubbles in the office between aggressively independent Techno and the two adults who would really like to do what's best for him but can't seem to do it without being overbearing. All that's left is to see what life is like under Phil's roof.

or:

A foster AU written for the 2026 Voices for the Blade event!

@voicesfortheblade

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[lovingyouislethal67]

Me after making this😎😎😎

[itsnotmystic]

@pl4yingcards come get ur guys they're being gay on my dash

[pl4yingcards]

ehehe theyre escaping containment

[quebah]

None doodle Tntduo post eyy 😛

a bit booty cheeks but its ok, i got a lil lazy

[itsnotmystic]

@pl4yingcards these your guys?

[pl4yingcards]

i like da new header yesyes

the song from the one tiktok with the dialogue starting playing when I was sitting next to my roommate and I locked in like a fucking sleeper agent and recited the entire little spiel while they stared at me with the most disappointed face I think i've ever seen

im not ashamed

YEAAAAAHH

my brother started humming the opening to alien blues (the song in that audio) at me the other day and i immediately started reciting it

its no wonder every plan you've ever had has failed under your guidance. you are a walking second place medal.

[universalpublicfiend]

The future starts now 🔥

[leilavin0]

[ i see this bitch is still making rounds on pinterest lmao... should i redraw it? ]

[mizeffect]

happy pride ! more scarian lol

[solargeist]

whats the context of the Singular Black Feather on top of grian's head? is it just showing that he grows feathers in his hair too or is there a more specific reason for it?

i've noticed it mostly in the tegg au i do not remember if its exclusive to that or if it appears elsewhere

ehehe it’s just a design choice, despite actually being a bird in this AU i don’t think he grows feathers in his hair, but I imagine he sleeps in a nest and he gets covered in feathers sometimes ! It’s there to look cute and a little messy, like he missed it in the morning, or maybe it landed there through the day.

But I also like to imagine as he gets deeper into a broody mindset, the feathers get worse as he stops keeping up with his appearance.

I try to make a new design for every AU