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Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

thenixkat

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

savior-of-memories

This is Gibby erasure

weavemama

I’M SCREAMING AT HIS REPLY

drasticgod-deactivated20200708

london invented money

boss-beb

not so fast

catchymemes

silly-slacker-person

This girl found her niche and rolled with it

snugglebunchesofeyes

get that money, honey

saddest-cat-hours

Me on my way to eat your ass

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

Was that caption really necessary

whatspeaksofter

IDK, but the music was

fangorgia

Self care is important

wern

your tan france name is your favourite colour followed by a place you wanna visit, for example mine is grey jordan

wern

this is the only post i’ve ever made that i’m glad got popular because every comment and tag on it is entertaining to read. and the stupid comments aren’t even like frustrating or hurtful, they’re just even more entertaining. im begging the person who wrote “Frog Fuiji” to tell me what the fuck they think a colour is and also where to find fuiji on a map

savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

bexhibitionist

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.

horrorgay

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

salafistallion

One act of kindness can change your whole life.

relishboi

they gave elastigirl the main role in incredibles 2 to make up for the fucked up shit they made her do in the first one

feliicityrampant

the athiesm of women/people of color/lgbt people is absolutely different than the athiesm of cishet white men and i feel like people forget that a lot

paintmeahero

how?

windwardstar

Don’t have spoons for long explanation - also this is only speaking for christianity - but religion has been a force of oppression for women, people of color, and lgbt+ people and the rejection of the religion is often coupled with the rejection of how religion treats them.

I’ll also say that abuse survivors are included in this because it is a reaction to and an attempt to reconcile how (christian) god would allow abuse to happen.

For straight white men atheism is usually rooted in intellectual and rational superiority complexes. It’s a “i am more rational and intelligent than you, how can you believe in something so obviously fake” thing as opposed to a reaction to a societal institution that upholds their oppression and abuse.

bairnsidhe

Women, PoC, Queer people, immigrants, trauma survivors, etc: How can I believe in something that teaches you to be cruel? How can I trust the books that tell me of peace and love, when you use your faith to hurt me? How can a loving god allow [insert injustice of the day]?

White Men: I, as an Intellectual, eschew silly superstitions that say I might, someday, after my death, face one (1) single consequence.