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I found an old manuscript hidden beneath my floorboards and all my posts are just verses from it bible style Pronouns: He/Him

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I honestly believe people 60+ should not be allowed to vote or own houses, they contribute nothing to society and hoard all the property for themselves. If it were up to me every elderly person would be indiscriminately used for scientific testing. Imagine it, millions of free use lab rats at my disposal. No longer held behind by the refuse of society, but propelled forward into a pure age of scientific and logical reason

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My only problem with Gaster is green theory is that every single time I’ve heard it mentioned it’s said that Gaster is green and not that Gaster WEARS green. Sans and papyrus and correlated to blue and red due to their clothes so if Gaster is related to Green then it would just be his clothes and not his “skin”.

I only have an issue with it because for a while I didn’t agree with it because Gaster would look dumb as fuck with green skin, and it wasn’t until I thought of this on my own that I realized its validity

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What do you mean Papyrus is completely blue

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I am objectively better than all of you

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I’m a nun and yesterday I have a homeless man my nicotine gum to quit smoking, so the bar is pretty high

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My favorite type of YouTube video recently someone’s video essay about their own personal life issues but they present it like a world problem that everyone is experiencing

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My favorite type of YouTube video recently is someone’s video essay about their own personal life issues but they present it like a world problem that everyone is experiencing

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Living with a mad scientist roommate be like. Decided to try making a very simple comic for this but because I felt creativity unfulfilled by just making posts and didn’t feel like making any videos. I’ll try this a few more times and see if it’s for me, transcript plus an extra under the cut.

Panel 1: The hot water isn’t working. I thought we’d agreed that you wouldn’t mess with house stuff!

Panel 2: I think you’re gonna like this

Panel 3: I highly doubt it.

Panel 4: I turned the hot water heater into a tokamak!

Panel 5: They already found the Higgs Boson what possible reason would you have to build a particle accelerator!?

Panel 6: A tokamak is for fusion, you dummy.

Panel 7: Oh great so you built a mini star in our basement. What in the world am I gonna tell the HOA?

Panel 8: They’re gonna love it! We’re gonna sell them cheap energy to get the word out!

Panel 9: Selling power? Won’t like big oil or the US government try to stop you?

Panel 10: *pff* Let those slippy boys come! I can take them.

Panel 11: I can’t deal with this-

Panel 12: Where’d the door go?

Panel 13: Oh yeah it does that

Panel 14: What do you mean “It does that”? What did you do?

Panel 15: Well you see, I read in a paper once that fusion would be way easier in 4D

Panel 16: Our door disappeared because you wanted to turn the basement into a 4th dimensional hyper cube. Great, just great!

Panel 18: Stop overreacting. And besides it’s more like triangle any-

Panel 18: (No words)

Panel 19: Jackie? Where did you go?

Panel 20: You’re gonna have to find your own way back Jack I don’t know where the hell I am.

And for the extra:

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Opinion on dobonhongalahogs?

Well frankly I didn’t want to reveal this, but I am actually him.

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Wha? You are boobs? Incarnate?

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It’s a family name, I’m a frat bro on my paternal grandmother’s side

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Well fuck I thought the second coming had arrived

Um

Piss yourself

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I’m running dry bro I just shot out some black bile. Also the second coming happened in 2007 everybody knows that

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Opinion on dobonhongalahogs?

Well frankly I didn’t want to reveal this, but I am actually him.

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Wha? You are boobs? Incarnate?

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It’s a family name, I’m a frat bro on my paternal grandmother’s side

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Opinion on dobonhongalahogs?

Well frankly I didn’t want to reveal this, but I am actually him.

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I used an AI personal assistant to automate my work and I have never had more freetime. My employers are non the wiser infact they love me now! Recently multiple public figures and high ranking officers of the military called me to “Thank me for my honorable service.” Next Tuesday I’m getting a medal— in DC! Can you believe it? Serious question… does anyone know what I did?

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I am a fool, for all the spoons I have bought for myself are too big. There’s only one spoon I like, it’s small and reasonable. But at the moment it escapes me, and I make do

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Tumbler this is your chance to indoctrinate someone into playing your favorite game. I’ve been wanting to play something new recently but I haven’t known where to look. My favorite games are Don’t Starve Together, Deltarune, Stardew Valley, and Hollow Knight+Silksong

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The worst part of getting turned into and trapped in an object is you don't have organs to fail or lose so you can't really die

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I’m not losing my organs when I get turned into an object, I’ll bring it to the courts! I can’t have my next of kin donating them to some church or orchestra

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I saw that people dissolve bodies in acid and now I’m wondering if there’s a grace period between when my warts would dissolve and my bones would

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I went to the doctor and in so many words they told me to do this

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I set off the metal detector at a door, I was getting out all my things but then they called the woman with a purse who walked in front of me over. So that’s a way to sneak things in places

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Whenever I log into public wifi I always add in a fake email. You’re looking at the new Declan Sellhouses at [email protected]

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How many 50ft tall are you?

Recently after getting all my bones broken in an accident I was chosen for an experimental procedure to lengthen all of them