RockOnTheKitchenTable

I’ve been stuck in a windowless concrete cube since 2015 and I just learned how to access the internet with my mind

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Breaking Bad would have been so much funnier if Aaron Paul wore a Cat In The Hat hat

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My only problem with Gaster is green theory is that every single time I’ve heard it mentioned it’s said that Gaster is green and not that Gaster WEARS green. Sans and papyrus and correlated to blue and red due to their clothes so if Gaster is related to Green then it would just be his clothes and not his “skin”.

I only have an issue with it because for a while I didn’t agree with it because Gaster would look dumb as fuck with green skin, and it wasn’t until I thought of this on my own that I realized its validity

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The worst part of getting turned into and trapped in an object is you don't have organs to fail or lose so you can't really die

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I’m not losing my organs when I get turned into an object, I’ll bring it to the courts! I can’t have my next of kin donating them to some church or orchestra

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Clearly somewhat hasn’t read spirt phone sumg sunglasses emoji

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How many 50 feet tall are you?

You gotta

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Splatoon raiders spoiler free review

Pretty good! If you’re a Splatoon fan then I have no doubt you’ll enjoy it. Playtime wise it’s definitely short for the price tag, but I haven’t gone a ton into the postgame so there’s a good chance that I’ll get a ton of playtime through that.

Edit: bit into the postgame and I can already see the potential, I think I can definitely get a lot of hours from it

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I want to become less level headed, I think it’s impeding my degradation. Any tips?

Stop drinking water. Hope this helps 👍

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I don’t backseat drive, or game, but I do backseat talk. I spend most of my time thinking of ways to shorten and optimize my sentences so I have to restrain myself whenever a friend is telling a long winded story/joke

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I think my favourite interpretation ive seen of the weird route on a more meta level is the idea that the game literally should not be able to do that, and we’re completely fucking up gasters whole plan

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The only character I’d ever want to cosplay as is green pippins, but I’d have to take up smoking. It’s necessary for the character

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I should not have taken French as a class, every time I speak I have to bust a move 😩

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The true battle of the ages would be Kirby vs Phineas and Ferb

Both are sleeper threats who could casually solo 99% of fiction. If they fought each other, stars would fall

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Forgot to add some tags

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I challenge everyone to beat my high score

@rockonthekitchentable especially he needs direction in his life

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I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

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DELTARUNE QUESTION AHHH

what dose blue and yellow (color themes not the flowers) mean? I know green is freedom and I think purple is hope, but I have no idea what blue and yellow could mean. Please let me know so I can start my 2nd cork board of theories

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To be clear, I mean the general themes. Not the flowers

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The true battle of the ages would be Kirby vs Phineas and Ferb

Both are sleeper threats who could casually solo 99% of fiction. If they fought each other, stars would fall

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I make all of my money from other peoples crypto scams, so needless to say I’m starting a course on how to go $50,000 in debt before you’re 30

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Tried to see Wicked last night