RockOnTheKitchenTable

I’ve been stuck in a windowless concrete cube since 2015 and I just learned how to access the internet with my mind

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Breaking Bad would have been so much funnier if Aaron Paul wore a Cat In The Hat hat

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One of my dreams in life is to guest star in a Teen-Titans-Go! episode in which I explain capitalism and communism.

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Idea: editing circus footage to add whimsical lines like “whee”

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Reposting because this is a really good idea

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Just saw that Backrooms movie, it was great go watch it.

The rest of this post is about the INSANE Micheal Jackson movie poster I saw in the theater. I’ve seen it before, but this time it especially set me off this time. It looks like a screenshot from a YouTube sketch about Micheal Jackson’s crimes that is in VERY poor taste. Like he would make this face when he sees an unsupervised minor. Felt gross writing that, but I needed to in order convey my point.

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@placeholderdoe Don’t worry, I got you bro

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Imagine how disappointing it would be if you got into a coma and nothing you were excited about had released. Not saying that it would be worse part, but it would definitely suck

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huh

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@placeholderdoe is taking a break from tumble in an attempt to avoid the TADC leaks, so please contact me if you wish to send him any hate mail. I will give you his address

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When is silksong coming out?

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I hate the taste of black coffee, but I really need to lower my sugar intake. So I just splash the boiling hot coffee onto my face each morning. I'm like the McDonalds coffee lady if instead of elderly, careful, and needed skin grafts she was younger, reckless, and needed skin grafts

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Forgot a punctuation mark, I’m gonna mail eggs to your basement

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I just listened to Facts (the tom Macdonald Ben Shapiro song) and Gangsta’s Paradise back to back and it’s insane how they are polar opposites of each other.

Facts is like: “Fuck your blue and pronouns, I’m not like the other rappers, I hate drugs, guns, and strippers.”

Meanwhile Gangsta’s Paradise: “I was born into this role, I want to escape but I am kept prisoner by the people who are telling me to change. Why must we hurt each other, when all it does it hurt ourselves.”

Couldn’t write a better showcase of the ignorance of conservatives when it comes to societal issues

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Fuck, they caught me

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Idea: editing circus footage to add whimsical lines like “whee”

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Me getting jumpscared by Susie inflation art for the second time today:

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Live reaction:

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No one online has been able to replicate how I think Roulx Kaard would say “GOD. DAMN IT.” and I really wanna try to replicate it but it’s 1am

Genuinely, the best way I can describe what I imagine it as is Hal from Malcom in the middle saying it

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I’m proud to say after years of lobbying, this account is now officially FCC compliant