bark time

hello, this is a tumblr about me, camdon/iggy. if you don't know these names then you probably don't care about anything here. but if you do, welcome!

[ysengrm]

Móra Ferenc: Csalavári Csalavér Tündöklése És Bukása (Hungaroton – LPX 14103, 1988)

[despazito]

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

[chinesecentury]

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

[verygoodcomments]

[guribot]

@selkieshark please

[reddpropaganda]

My favorite thing is seeing how different translations convey eccentric phrases and figures of speech.

[elliespectacular]

THE ORIGINAL SKEDADDLE??

[lunarleech4478]

This popped up in my head so I had to make it

[bad-4chan-literature]

[kasai-yagi]

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

[snakegirllovehandles]

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

[gayestgen]

[silviadragoness]

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

[sexhaver]

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

[sexhaver]

[the-hittite]

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

[legalizememes]

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

[lonestatus]

come give me a pawjob my address is 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque NM

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Do Not. Give my husband puppy pawjob

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[kyoukorpse]

hear her polite style

[cariboops]

A cool dude plays it cool while cooling down in a cooled pool. …Cool!

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[warningsine]

[confines]

communication

[system-a-naturae]

Lost media is fascinating from an outsider's perspective because you get facts like "half of all American films made before 1950 and over 90% of films made before 1929 are lost forever" and then you actually see what the community is up to and they've devoted a decade to looking for a lost, supposedly spooky Portuguese SpongeBob commercial that someone mentioned once on 4chan

[saltedume]

[bedupolker]

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout