I Solemnly Swear This Is All Unoriginal

A blog deditcated to immortalising all of my plagiarised quotes from various sources that 12 year old me deemed fit to give to the Marauders.

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Halloween 1981

James: Don't worry. I'm a pro at dying remember.

Lily: Not really James, you've never died before.

James: Well I like to think I am so let's go along with it.

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James: Hi, I'm James. What's your name?

Sirius: Sirius.

James: That's a terrible name.

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Sirius: If I cry will it freak you out?

Remus: Yes.

Sirius: What if I whimper?

Remus: Just shut up.

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James: I know a shortcut.

Lily: You don’t know where we're going.

James: It doesn't matter. I know a shortcut.

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Sirius: Anyway, have you met Hannah. Most beautiful girl-

Remus: Aaannddd the time; 3 minutes 7 seconds till he mentions his new girlfriend.

Peter: Damn, I had 10 minutes!

James: I thought he was opening with it so I'm out.

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Lily: You shouldn't have agreed to this weekend without asking me.

James: I thought it was a no brainer!

Lily: Oh, you didn't involve me cause I would've added a brain?

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Receptionist: Mr Potter?

James: Uh yes. James, nice to meet you.

Receptionist: I met your wife earlier. Lovely woman!

James: Yeah. She's alright.

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James: I do not want to date her!

Sirius: Good. Then you won't be disappointed.

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Sirius: I'm not an idiot you know!

Remus: But my life would be so much easier if you were.

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Sirius: What's he talking about?

Remus: I don't know ask him.

Sirius: James. What are you talking about?

James: I don't want to talk about it.

Sirius: Well that was helpful.

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Sirius: Don’t worry. I stole your broom, I think I know where he’s going.

James: Cool – wait you stole my broom?

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Remus: Hey, Pad, What's up?

Sirius: My blood-alcohol level.

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Peter: Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.

Sirius: Some don't use even more.

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Sirius: I know, Moony. I just don't know how I can return to a place where I have thoroughly embarrassed myself. How do you do it, Peter?

Peter: Oh, that's easy, Padfoot. You see, I... hey!

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Fenrir Greyback: You know what I smell on you.

Lily: Deodorant, or maybe pee.

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Remus: Look, Sirius. Let me just live through the pain.

Sirius: Come on Moony. Don’t quote me to me!

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James: Great plan Padfoot!

Remus: That's a terrible plan!