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omg the nosebleeds ur so right- his casual ‘keep going! it’ll stop in a sec’ even tho ur like ‘stevie baby, please it’s getting on your shirt, we can pause so u can take care of it, it’s okay but if you ever get one, all his casualness is THROWN on the window— he knows most random nosebleeds don’t even hurt but he’s still fretting, pulling out a dozen more tissues than u need and so so concerned, ‘it doesn’t hurt does it? oh sweet girl, cmon, to the bathroom rn— you’re okay? it’s not hurting? you promise?’
no yea exactly, you’d think you broke a leg or something he’s so dramatic
you get one just randomly as you’re hanging out on the couch and he looks over like “honey you’re bleeding😟” and you’re like “oh fucking— shit” and you scramble for a tissue as you’re tipping your head back and trying not to drip anywhere. and he’s like practically scooping you up off the couch, holding the wad of tissues against your nose, and rushing you to the bathroom like “shit shit honey are you ok? what happened???” and he’s lowkey freaking out a bit because he gets himself so worked up. he doesn’t say it out loud but his head is screaming BRAIN TUMOR STROKE HEART ATTACK and making him panic more bc he has no idea what’s going on. all rational thought is out the window. but you can’t lie, he is really good at dealing with them and he’s pretty good at remaining relatively calm. he’s got you sitting on the sink and he’s handing the tissues off to you like “ok ok tilt your head back and squeeze the bridge of your nose— ah ah not the bottom, like half way up— there, yea yea you got it. does it hurt? can you feel if it’s still bleeding?— no no keep the tissues there” and he’s squeezing your knee without thinking bc he really hates seeing you in any sort of pain, and he’s looking at you all concerned and trying to figure out if the bleeding’s stopped. and you’re sitting there with your head back and the huge handful of tissues and you have to chuckle a little bit at the absurdity of it all like “steve i don’t think i needed this many tissues😅” to lighten the mood bc he truly looks like he’s about to call an ambulance. and he kind of relaxes a little when you grab his arm and he smiles a bit at you like “hey you can never be too careful” and you’re both just giving eachother warm smiles like hey i’m so lucky to have you here to help me right now:)
So I have 2 different thoughts :
I feel like steve is a very clumsy person, idk why he gives me that type of vibe. Always having some type of bandaid on him. I'm convinced that he has a mini emergency aid kit I'm his car.
And I think that when Steve gets mad he sighs VERY loud, and thru his nose, and sometimes even gives you the silent treatment, because he doesn't know how to talk about his feelings. (My poor baby)
yes yes agree completely
firstly, i don’t think he’s like. stereotypically clumsy like tripping over himself (sometimes he is but not always) but i think he has poor spacial awareness and he does hurt himself by accident quite a but bc he’s just not thinking. he’s using scissors and accidentally runs his thumb over the blade and hurts himself or he stubs his toe all the time against the bed post. poor things always got some sort of bruise or scratch on him. but he’s also really great at patching himself and you up afterwards. his hands usually get the worst of it, he’s real good at wrapping his fingers with bandaids by himself. he has a first aid kit under the bathroom sink but he also stores a few spare bandaids and wipes around the house (the kitchen the bedroom the basement) for emergencies. he definitely keeps a mini first aid kit under the passenger seat and you definitely replace some of his normal bandaids with hello kitty ones and he is not thrilled (especially when he bumped his forehead a little too hard against the driver’s side door getting in, and you had to put one on his forehead with a little teasing kiss on the boo boo awwww) once again, he’s a champ with his own injuries — basically just brushing them off completely — but anytime you even get a brush burn, he’s gone full EMT mode
also, yea, he has lots of trouble (esp at the start of your relationship) communicating his frustration and his annoyance and things. at first, a lot of the arguments was just him with his hands on his hips and running his hands through his hair all mad, barely even talking, just sighing all angrily and blowing up every so often. but after a while you get it through his thick head that you can’t read his mind, and he needs to tell you what’s wrong so you can fix it. after a while he tells you the reason he always kept his emotions and frustrations bottled up is because he never felt heard before in an argument (by his parents or nancy or anyone) so he just got so used to being misunderstood, he just stopped voicing his feelings all together:( and he was always afraid fighting = breaking up (just based on his past relationships) you really help him understand, though, that you are listening and you are actively trying to understand what’s wrong and that one fight is not gonna end your relationship, if anything it’s healthy to tell eachother the truth and work it out together. i think after that he becomes really really transparent with you and just overall is really a proponent of arguing if it means things will be resolved
i feel like steve falls asleep on the couch a lot! usually with the tv on too so you come in and you see him sitting there with the tv blasting so you start talking to him and eventually you ask him a question and he just doesn't answer and you walk around to the front of the couch like "...steve?" and he's just snoozing sitting up. the second you put a blanket over him he jolts awake like "what no i wasn't sleeping i was just resting my eyes"
BAHAHA YEA
you come home after work, and you see him kind of laying faced down on the couch, but you see the remote in his hand and the tv on, so you assume he’s watching, so you’re like “hey hon! you won’t BELIEVE who i saw at work today. our old algebra teacher can you believe that. he didn’t recognize me but i FOR SURE recognized him, he looks literally exactly the same as he did back then, hasn’t … aged… a. day…. Steve are you listening?” and you walk around and see him knocked out cold, hand still clutching the remote, his legs a tangled mess over the back of the couch, his shirt riding up, his hair a mess, his face smooshed into his hand, mouth hanging open, drooling all over the cushion. and you’re just like awww but also he didn’t do the dishes before he passed out😐so you grab his favorite throw blanket you made for him and lay it gently over him and as you pry the remote from his hands. and he snaps awake like “who is— where— oh 😦☺️hey sweetheart🥱” and you’re like “takin a cat nap?” and he’s like “wh— no, i was just . listening to the tv, resting my eyes.” and you’re like uh huh, but he’s already drifting back to sleep again as you start walking back to the kitchen, and he’s like “hey, where you going??” all sleepy as he reaches after you. and you’re like “gonna load up the dishwasher real quick then i’ll be back” and he’s already falling back to sleep like “w-wait, i’ll- i’ll do em, just, lemme rest my . . my eyes for one . . one second . then i’ll be. . . out😴”
One of Steve’s fav positions is having you lay down and propping a leg (or both) on his shoulders while he stands/ kneels on the edge of the bed. He loves running his hands up and down your legs and feeling your soft skin and kissing up your leg and the inside of your ankle. He grabs your thighs and kneads the soft skin there and caresses your legs and you just watch in awe as his face is drawn in concentration and his hair is falling in his eyes. (Don’t get me started on when he lets a trail of spit droop down to your pussy to lube up where you two are connected)
That position just makes him hit your sweet spot so fucking hard he’s so deep and you’re just so much tighter from this angle he’s fucking gone. He just feels so big he’s stretching you out so wide. He’ll put a hand on your tummy and rub your clit with his thumb and you literally feel every fucking inch of him in ur guts. And when he grabs behind your knee and pushes a leg up your chest you instantly cum so hard. Your walls squeeze real hard around him he cums so much he’s buried so deep in you he’ll fold over and cuss and groan into your neck how good you feel. You stay like that with him laying on top of you for like 20 min and cuddle until he peels himself off of you with a sloppy kiss to your forehead before you’re waddling to the bathroom bc wow you’re legs are broken now ok.
yes. yes to all of this .
he loves any position where he can stretch you so so wide and he can look down on you as you take him. bonus points if you’re moaning that he’s too big the whole time:)
he’ll be looking down at you and kissing at your ankle and whispering little praises into the skin there about how you’re gushing and how you’re so tight and how you’re gonna cum so pretty for him:)
and then he’s thrusting so so long and so so deep, it literally feels likes he’s gonna bruise your cervix, and then he’s pressing at your navel and cooing how he can feel himself inside you, how can you take him so well? and then he’s pressing and pressing and his thumb comes and teases at your clit so light, he loves the whimpers you make when he plays with your little bundle of nerves there. and he’ll always chuckle a little like “does that feel good, honey? christ, she’s so sensitive isn’t she?” and he’ll get you righttt to the edge and stop right then, make you claw at his stomach and beg him to let you cum, but he always stops with a little “not yet, baby, need to feel you first” before he’s dropping your leg and leaning down over top of you:)
and then he’s coaxing your legs up around his waist and grabbing your face so you’ll really look at him before he’s pulling out all the way to the tip, then ramming back in. and he’s so concentrated and focused, looking down where you two are connect to watch you take him, and his hair’s falling in his face and over your forehead and he’s truly never looked hotter. and then he’ll trail a hand down to your pussy again to find your little clit, and he’ll look up at you before he touches it, so he can see your reaction when he finds it. and when he does and he rubs it just a little bit, you grab his hair and moan so so loud and your brows furrow all desperate as you beg him to fuck you harder, fuck you deeper. and he just chuckles about how you’re so needy and pretty when you’re under him like this:)
and then he’s rubbing your clit a little rougher now and his thrusts become a little erratic and his forehead connects with yours so he can really be close. and then he’s telling you to “please cum baby, cum all over me i know you need to” and then he’s kissing you so so hard as your climax finally hits, and you’re clenching down on him so hard he cums right on the spot from the sounds and the feeling alone. and you both cum for what feels like a solid minute as you feel eachother pulsing and tensing and squirming. and then he’s nibbling at your lips so sweetly and possessively as you both come back to yourselves. and his hands come back up to cup your face and push your hair back so he can see you, and he’s kissing all over your jaw and your neck and up and down your throat as his thumb rubs at that sensitive spot below your ear. and he’s groaning from the feel of you still pulsing around him and he’s trailing spit all over you and mumbling a little “so perfect, so so perfect” into your skin. basically just worshipping you:)
I like to think that Steeb has some high camp Hawaiian dad shirts for the summer / vacation and he wears them with sometimes a white vest and sometimes just his jeans / slutty shorts (:
LMAOOOO yea
he’ll wear one at the group’s little summer barbecue and you tease him about it at first like “ah, breaking out the old grill master hawaiian shirt are we?” and he’s like “listen you’re gonna eat those words later tonight” and you do you sooo do. because he wears it with his ‘fuck me’ jeans and his sexy belt and his dad socks and his beat up sneakers, and a hot, tight white t-shirt underneath (that you can practically see through) and the hawaiian shirt thrown on top, not buttoned or anything so you can see the outline of his chest and his tummy underneath:) and he’s flipping burgers at the grill with one hand in his pocket and his sunglasses on as he scowls at the hot air puffing up at him and his hair is so wrecked in the hottest ‘steve’ way, and his bulge is bonkers huge and his ass looks great and you’re literally just gawking at him all night, and he’s taking care of everyone at the barbecue, all “hey, did you get enough to eat” and “another burger?? i can throw another one on the grill for you, no problem” and he’s soooooo fine . and towards the end of the night you’re like “um steve, i think it might be time for everyone to go home:)” and he’s like “huh? why? we didn’t even do dessert yet??” and you’re like “steve i really need to blow you right now:)” and he’s like “what, am i just some piece of meat to you??…..lemme just tell everyone we’re packing it up” and then later on after you’ve sucked him off and he’s fingered you on the living room couch, he’s soooo cocky like “i so told you so. the hawaiian shirt is a lady killer..” and you’re like “yeah yeah, you were right. for once.”
If you are a picky eater steve will gladly eat all of the stuff you don't like.
He will try to braid your hair and eventually he will start braiding el's and Max's hair two🥺.
I just know steve doesn't like reading but if you enjoy it, he will gladly take you to a library to pick books out, and will even lend you his book card thingy.🥺😫
yea christ he literally invented boyfriendism😔
you’ll go out to eat and he’s basically resigned himself to you eating half his food. he’s grown a bit of an affinity for the foods you don’t like, too. there’s never a meal where you’re not sharing food together, even if you’re half way across the room from eachother<3
he’s sooo bad at braiding your hair lmao, pieces falling out and dropping all over the place. and eventually you convince him to braid max’s hair too for when she needs to pull her hair back in her skating helmet. and sometimes he’ll braid el’s hair too, and it’s just very very soft and quiet as he’s trying to focus lol. he always pretends to be annoyed he has to do it, but you know he secretly likes practicing it and perfecting it, and you and max and el always tease him for it, until one day when he starts legitimately getting good and you three are a little shocked. but obviously you’d never admit that to him<3
he’s not a huge reader, but he’s a huge fan of you reading things to him because he “likes the sound of your voice” when he’s trying to fall asleep:) so he’ll take you and kind of lean against one of the shelves, twiddling his thumbs, as you’re darting about the place looking for things, and sometimes he’ll try to rant and ramble to you as you’re perusing, just hushed, little “god you won’t believe the lady we had come into work the other day…” or “did robin tell you anything about the new chick she’s talking to…” and you’re usually always half listening like “yep, uh huh, yea” and he’s just following you around and gesticulating all cute and he definitely gets shushed a couple times when he gets a little too enthusiastic or heated:) and sometimes he’ll stroll about all sweet and curious as he looks himself, and he usually always comes back with some random science fiction story or something like “will you read this one to me:)” and you, of course always say yes:) he just looks so cute looking up to read all the titles and strolling about the shelves with his hair all dreamy and his sweater and his jeans and his little waist as he pulls out random books to read the first page or two, and he’ll run his hand through his hair as he’s trying to determine if he wants to read more or not:) and he really doesn’t think he’s “smart enough” to read, but you’re constantly trying to convince him hes literally one of the smartest people you know and that he needs to be kind to himself<3
I just know that modern steve would LOVE those vibrators that are controlled by an app on your phone. He would literally ask you to put it in just so you it would make running errands more interesting. He’d be making you squirm in the passenger seat at red lights, pretending like he wasn’t even doing anything. And of course he’d accidentally leave it on the highest level while you two were walking back to the car, and then wonder why your legs were giving out the second you opened the car door. “Baby wha- oh. Oh my god babe, I’m so sorry..” he’d apologize, feeling genuine guilt all the while trying to hide his smile.
adding onto this that steve is so big on you using your vibe in bed.
like he’s grabbing a condom and your vibe from your nightstand those are the essentials.
he’ll be fucking into you so so deep and sucking at your neck and whining about how pretty you are and how good you are and when you grab at his shoulders and scratch up his back and you moan about how close you are, he’s like “lemme grab it honey” and he’ll stop to rifle through your nightstand drawer and he’ll turn it on (just on the low setting, just enough to send you over the edge) and he’ll press it against your clit as he slowly starts fucking back into you again, and he’s just. so so wrecked looking at you squirm from the feel of it. he’ll try to kiss at your jaw as you writhe around and he’ll whisper little “let go sweetheart, i got you, i know i know” as you’re cumming and he’ll always turn it up a little big higher when you finally cum, and he just loves how tight it makes you when he’s inside you<3
also, sometimes when hes kind of turned on but doesn’t really have the energy to really fuck you, you guys will be casually playing with each other in your underwear in bed as you’re making out, and around half way through, he’ll pull back just a little, all breathless as he’s kissing down your neck to your collarbones like “where’s your vibe at?” and you’ll lean over to grab it from your dresser or wherever and he’ll be like “can i:)” and you’ll give it to him as he settles you against the pillows and crawls down between your legs. and he’ll always just turn it on low at first and just rub it over top your panties, just to get you started, and he loves to smirk up at you like that and wrap his arm around your thigh to keep you still. and then he’ll turn it up a bit higher and start to focus on your clit more, and when you start to squirm, he’ll be all cocky like “s’that feel good sweetheart? you need more?” and then when you start to grab at his hair, he’ll take the vibe completely off you and chuckle at your little whines. and then he’ll pull your panties to the side, just enough to see you, and he’ll kiss your clit all sweet with a little smile like he’s not absolutely OBSCENE rn, and he’ll peck at your inner thigh before turning your vibe up to the full setting and pressing it into your clit without any mercy <3 and then he’ll hold it there until you cum and the whole times he’s just trying to hold your hips down as you squirm and cooing down at you like “hey hey i know honey i know i got you, just lemme make you feel good sweetheart yeah i know” and he literally thinks it’s the hottest thing ever when he makes you cum like that, looking up at your pretty face from between your legs <3
Just thinking abt Steve licking his hand before strokin it <3
uh……. yeah……. hngh
i think he’s lowkey a bit insatiable when you guys first start dating, and he’s trying to be a real gentleman and not, you know, beg to fuck you every other day. so there’s a few times he has to jerk off to the thought of you (a poor substitution but oh well) and he is . so filthy . when he jacks off. he really has it down to a science on how to get it done fast, but sometimes, he doesn’t really have anything better to do, and he’s so desperate at the thought of you tbh, and he’ll just lean back in bed for a good hour and jack off.
he usually leans back against the bedpost with his boxers still on and he’ll lick his hand across the palm to lube himself up a bit christtttt and he’ll slip his hand down his boxers to wrap his hand around himself. and he’ll close his eyes and rest his head back against the bed frame, and think about your hands and your tits in that low cut top you wear sometimes, and that one time you leaned over in those really tight jeans and your panties peaked out a little, and how your lips feel when you kiss him and the noises you make when he first slips it in hnghhghgh
and then he’ll stroke up and down, up and down, real slow at first, biting his lip and just thinking of you and squeezing at the base of himself. and then he’ll spread his legs a bit wider and fully pull his cock out of his boxers and use his other hand to rake his fingers through his hair. and then he’ll start to focus on his tip a lot more (like you would when you’re sucking him off) and he’ll rub at the slit like your tongue would, and he’ll take his other hand down to cup at his balls, just like you would, and he’ll think about how your nails feel scratching down his back, and the smell of your hair, and how hot you’d look laying naked in his sheets, and then he’s groaning so so deep and tugging at his dick a lot harder and he’s so sticky from precum and sweaty from how long he’s been at it, and then he thinks about how tight your pussy feels and how you whine out his name when you cum, and all of a sudden he’s leaking all over his hand and all over his boxers and his chest is heaving and he’s moaning out your name as if you were here and his head hurts from how tight his eyes are squeezed together<3
and when he’s finally calmed down a bit and scrambled to clean himself up and taken a cold shower, he’s calling you to ask if you wanna hang out that night O.o
Steve's dick... so leaky and drippy... literally so much pre, and he leaks even more if you make fun of it, "look how hard and wet your cock is, he's soooo needy for me isn't he?"
christttt yeah :( he always has so much cum to give :(
when you guys are just making out on the couch, you always tease him just a little at the literal wet spot he always gets in his jeans. he’s already leaking before you even touch him:( you’re always like “honey:( you need me that bad ? :(” and he always lays on top of you, groaning all needy into your neck and nipping at your collarbones and leaking even worse through his jeans and against your thigh like “can we just do it right here:( on the couch. don’t think i can make it upstairs” and you always give in, he just gets so desperate when you tease him:( by the time you peel his jeans off, his boxers are basically ruined. you don’t even need lube at this point he slides in so easy even though he’s so big:( he just rubs his hand up and down his shaft a few times and you’re ready to go poor guy:(
Steve’s tummy is my favorite pillow
sighhhhhh boyfriend steve tummy even :(
laying in bed watching a movie and you’re laying on top of him, down a bit, arms wrapped around his waist and cheek resting on his tummy. his stomach rising and falling as he breathes and his hands in your hair playing absentmindedly as he watches the movie so intently. just how soft his tummy is under his thin little t-shirt and the little squish it has and the feel of his soft sides and his toned back between your arms:) you turn and nuzzle your nose into his tummy and breathe him in and hum against him all content:) and he’s all “hey hey quit it you’re tickling me😒trying to watch the movie” but he loves it he loves that you’re so sweet with him :(
emma what are u thinkin abt right now
hehehehe hai
thinking about super domestic weekends with steven:) he wakes you up saturday morning with a big hug and a dozen kisses all over your face like “wanna go grocery shopping with me:)? i have to get more milk before we run out” and you guys get all ready and he drives you over and holds your hand the whole way there with a little smile on his face as he hums to the radio :) and then when you get into the grocery store he pulls you into his side and whispers in your ear all goofy like “we should walk through the candy aisle first. yk. for. science” and then he grabs a little basket and slings it over his arm and has his other arm slung around your shoulders as he jokes around with you and tells you about work and robin and whatever. and he’s just so boyfriend:( so domestic and he squints to read the back of the cereal box he’s thinking about getting and when he reaches up to the top shelf for pickles, his shirt rides up just a tad and his boxers peak out over his jeans:) and he’s so the type to get a bag of chips and open them in the store and eat them there and when you give him a look he’s like “what ??? i can’t test the product???? i’m gonna buy it. might as well get my money’s worth.” and he gets distracted by every single thing. grabs multiple things off shelves like “oo, we should make this. we could make this. for dinner . or lunch this week” knowing damn well he can’t cook to save his life. walking though empty aisles and he’ll kiss your temple when no one’s looking. and he chats up the cashier as he leaves. idk he just . boyfriendism<3
Licking up his arms, giving him little nibbles here and there, holding hands to reassure him and show him how loved he is… sigh
like.
straddling him and grinding just a little in his lap and holding his hands above his head and just. dragging your tongue up the underside of his forearms:) the skin’s so so soft and smooth there and you can feel the hint of his veins peaking out when he squirms a little:) and you go to his wrist and suck a little at his skin, nipping and licking, and he just groans out underneath you, humping up into you a little for some friction with a whimper like ‘honey pleaseee. you’re fucking killing me:(” but you just kiss up his arms to his bicep to his neck to suck a few hickies there that he’ll need to hide tomorrow <3
Literally modern steve would be such a douche. I want him so bad. He’d be greasy and wear beanies and loose grey sweatpants and those ugly ass yeezy shoes that look like moldy cheese and say “sup brah” and “where’s my hug at” and “it’s not gay if you have socks on” because he plays gay chicken with all his friends cause he’s a closeted bisexual. He’d carry a basketball around school. He’d have a paw patrol backpack. He has the crustiest most broken red iPhone you’ve ever seen. He shamelessly follows hentai accounts on instagram. he’s a whore and a bitch and his snap score is 3 million. AND I WANT HIM ANYWAY.
OK OK LISTEN
you’re smart. you’re so smart. i love a niche hc within a niche hc.
consider this.
greasy, grimy steve is the modern equivalent of season one steve (aka before he meets robin and before he kind of grows up) right?
he tries to be edgy and a skater boy and he likes to performatively wear necklaces and shit to seem cool and he wears glasses and his hair has a permanent beanie indent and he uses three-in-one and his phone case is cracked beyond repair but he refuses to get a new one and he is just all around grimy.
but he’s also. so hot. so so so so hot. in a weird way.
he goes out late at night fries and he’s wearing flannel sleep pants and nike slides and he pays the guy behind the counter with crumpled up one dollar bills from his pocket and he’s so fucking cocky and charming the whole time like???? you’re gross why am i turned on??? it’s the confidence of it all.
he randomly adds girls he met once at a bar on snapchat and he hits them with you “you looked so stunning tonight. wyd?” and it WORKS????
he learns to play guitar and he only learns how to play wonderwall and like free bird but he just looks so incredibly fine playing.
he says the WORST dirty talk in bed, but in the moment it’s quite literally the hottest thing you’ve ever heard. “god you look so hot on your knees”
once he’s humbled by nancy and he meets robin, i feel he changes A LOT and i think by the time you meet him. he’s a lot less sure of himself and he’s a lot more vulnerable and mature. grimy steve is just a funny punchline robin likes to bring up around you sometimes and he’s always like “shut up, i don’t do that shit anymore.” but, i think some habits stick around. he still keeps a carton of cigarettes in his bedspread and he still wears the same ratty pajama pants and he wears that beanie on bad hair days and he keeps one or two of the necklaces/rings and never takes them off.
this idea is so bonkers hot pls let’s chat.
ugh pls cause ur so right
greasy steve is so grody and i just know I’d have the hots for him irl
euuuuu im imagining him absolute dragging some girl along who has a mindset of “I can fix him” and he can see it from a mile away. He lets her think she’s getting away with it, letting her fuss over his clothes and buy him different shampoos and conditioners and gets closer and closer to her until she finally lets him hit and BOOM her ass is ghosted
She thought she’d be different from all his other hoes 🤭 sorry girl
He’s 100% a pump and dump. His “walk of shame” after leaving a girls apartment is barely different from his “I woke up ten minutes ago” walk to Taco Bell for his morning baja blast because he’s always greasy and rumpled despite where he was or where he’s going.
He’s got major chin acne. That’s not even important I just like. Feel it in my Heart.
He’s such a perv too? Some girl at a party shows interest and if she’s wearing a skirt he’s unashamed in sticking a hand between her thighs and fingering her, no matter if they’ve made it to a private room. Multiple times (countless tbh) he’s fingered a girl in an open hallway, pressing kisses down her neck as she whined his name and pawed at his hand, squealing abt people seeing them
(He’s got a thing for it tho. Total exhibitionist and voyeur. Like 1000% gets off on being watched or watching others. His “my eyes only” on snap is entirely just him fucking other girls. It’s ridiculous.)
He’s the type of guy to have an apartment with a mattress on the floor, a ps4, a tv, and a plastic lounge chair. His fridge has ketchup, mustard, hot dogs, and beer. He has one plate and one fork. He is NASTY. But somehow manages to be the hottest guy around and gets so many girls all the time he’s irresistible because despite the GRIME he’s charismatic and flirty and sweeps ladies off their feet like a pro
And I want him 😐 I NEED him
did you even think about the effect this would have on me before sending it in. did you even CONSIDER it. kay i’m not sleeping tonight ig
the BAJA BLAST OH- i also see him having his morning cigarette and diet coke as he scrolls through tinder out on his little studio balcony in those fucking flannel pajama pants and a grey sleep shirt that hugs his biceps and no socks on.......
he can cook (barely) but he NEVER gets food for his apartment because he never has people over for dinner (he always goes out or when he brings girls home theyre not exactly staying for dinner) so he only gets like bread and butter and cheese for a grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly or he always just gets takeout or pizza or something if hes not going out to a bar that night.
he is such a manipulator like the type to shower a girl in compliments and take her out on a date and schmooze her and then she'll stay the night at his place and then he'll pull the "oh shit, i'm so sorry, but i forgot i have a meeting this morning at work:( so im gonna have to kick you out :( ill call you though" and he'll completely ghost her for the next month until she gets the hint. someone will ask him the next day "oh, how’s rebecca?" and he's like "who???" and theyre like "steve. the girl you brought back to your place last night????" and he has NO recollection of her... he’s like "wait, what was she wearing????" bc hes gross
i feel he has this one particular shitty ex from high school that he’s so toxic with like she will call him and fight with him on the phone over nothing or he'll get really drunk one night and call her and tell her how much he misses her and how he fucked up so bad breaking up with her and then she'll come over and theyll fuck and in the morning he's such an asshole to her and they get into this huge blowup before having hate sex and he kicks her out… just to call her again like a week later when he's bored
he LOVES doing shit in public because hes crazy. like youll be at a mixer or something (and mind you, hes way too underdressed, but he still looks so hot. like how) and he'll pull you over into a quiet hallway and start mauling your neck and whispering little compliments to you and youre melting in his arms because he is so .... hot... and then youre making out for a few minutes and his hand starts creeping its way up your inner thigh and youre like "steve- wha-" and he just kisses you so hard to shut you up and hes sinking his fingers into you and whispering against your neck "hey hey relax you need this, okay? itll be so quick" and youre just gripping onto him as he keeps moaning into your ear and fingering you in the OPEN HALLWAY and he makes you cum SO fast and then hes dragging you to the bathroom to fuck you properly with a hand clamped over your mouth and he doesnt even take his pants off all the way, theyre just around his knees hngggggh
and he watches the GRIMIEST porn too and hes definitely had a threesome before and he LOVES telling the story to friends because hes an asshole… and YET, AND YET, he still gets so much play because hes so hot and confident in the filthiest way possible. he quite literally goes home with a new girl every night. hes sick and hes twisted and i wanna put him in my mouth
breathes heavy
thinking about sweaty steve
me too. me too anon.
he opens the door and he’s just this. heaving, sweaty mess after his morning run (he runs almost every morning a couple times around the block and it’s actually the hottest thing ever) and he comes back in like “hey hon i’m back!” and he’s taking off the headphones to his walkman and he’s jogging to the kitchen to see you and get some water. and he comes up behind you and hugs you and you’re always like “eww steve you’re gross go shower” but he literally does it every morning because he knows how much it turns you on when he’s all. hot. and sweaty. and he has that guy smell im gonna BRRRR. and he always holds you around the waist and rests his chin on your shoulder like “:) shower with me?” and you always say yes and usually said shower involves groping of some sort.
just had a thought, but you know THAT one pic of steve’s thighs with the scoops ahoy uniform? i need to hear your thoughts on whether steve likes thigh riding or if he’s indifferent… like do you think he would be the type to melt at the thought of you even mentioning to him? like let’s say you mention it to him and at first he thinks it’s soo???? cause he knows the effect the uniform has but at the same time doesn’t understand why is it so hot to you and then gets all shy and shit while u tease him..
sorry i should be focusing on my final assignment for one of my class but i really reaaaaaaally don’t wanna start so i’m here… once again 🤕
- s
but which one ..
ok so. my thoughts.
i think steve is very vanilla, right? you know he likes missionary and he likes doggy sometimes, he came in like three seconds flat the first time you rode him because he’s never experienced anything so intense, right.
but i don’t think he can only be vanilla, ykwim? i think he’s been pretty basic out of necessity (nancy wasn’t doing anything crazy and all his other past girlfriends just wanted him to do all the work and he never did anything that wild when he was just hooking up with random girls) i think he just hasn’t thought to try a lot of things yk.
so when you first kind of off-handedly mention that his scoops outfit does something for you, his brain simply doesn’t compute. he’s thinks manly = attractive, he doesn’t understand. so when he gets home one night all tired and he’s relaxing on the couch, still in the uniform, and you slink up to him and position yourself in his lap and whisper a sultry little “steve:) can i ride your thigh?” he doesn’t really,, get it. yk? he’s obviously not gonna say no, not when you’re looking down at him like that and you look like that and he’s literally obsessed with you, obviously he’s gonna say yes to anything you say. but he doesn’t really think it’s gonna do anything for him.
so when you ask, he’s just looking up at you ask like 🥴yeah🥴 as you start to situate yourself over his one thigh. and you kind of rub at the hairs there and the skin at the meat of his thigh with a little hum as you push his shorts up a bit further. and he’s just sitting back, holding onto your hips all helpless, silently freaking out at the way you’re literally just gonna use him. and you lean down a little, and give him a little peck on the lips and a little “y’ready?” as you stroke his hair back. and he’s like “uh huh” looking up at you:) and you grab both his shoulders to stabilize yourself a bit, and you just start humping all slow against his leg and all of a sudden he’s painfully hard in his boxers and he doesn’t really understand why, and he knows that if you keep going he’s definitely gonna cum untouched and he doesn’t really know how to react to that… so he just kind of … let’s it happen:)
and you’re just rubbing yourself against him and clutching at his shoulders and tugging at his hair and kissing and biting at his lips until they’re all swollen and his pupils are so blown, and he’s just taking whatever you give him. and you reach a hand down to the obvious bulge in his pants and rub at him just a little, and he audibly whimpers at the feeling of you all hot against his leg and you rubbing at his cock at the same time and you just coo down at him like “aww:) stevie, you need help with that:)” and he’s all breathless, squeezing your hips and cupping your face trying to kiss you like “please .christ— please just don’t stop, okay?” and he’s all pathetic and needy and he just wants you to hump his thigh, is that too much to ask? and he’s just so surprised that this is turning him on so much, but once your hips start to stutter a little and you reach down to clutch at the fabric of his shorts and your forehead is resting against his because you’re close, he’s practically blowing his load in his pants right then:(
and once you guys properly fuck in his huge bed and he’s holding you afterwards you’re just giggling at him like “i didn’t know you’d like that so much:)” and he’s like “ … neither did i…” and you tease him about it every time afterwards because it’s definitely one of his weaknesses after that:)