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skoople

gerbert: hey do you ever wonder what it would be like if you could be a kite? i do.

[GUTTURAL SHOUT]

cr34ture-f34ture

Project Boneyard's eve. make sure to leave some pistachios and sweet tea out for Coyle tonight

kragehund-est

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

mellifexfarm

bring your ugly to work day

pissvortex

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

allgremlinyaps

real reason for their beef

tmbgareok

real-language-facts

albert is an arabic name meaning The Bert

nagusposting

it's everyone's favorite holiday

SHITPOST DUMP AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ricetrippycreeps

gentlemanbones

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

vivienvalentino

THE FLY 1986, dir. David Cronenberg

underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

crabanarchy

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this