messy forest witch

you can find me decomposing in a swampy marsh with @extrabiggay

[mercutiotakethewheel]

It's about the Vindication and the Power Fantasy

[catasters]

[matemisho]

Thorsty

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

S C L O R M P

[foodblueprint]

[redchrominance]

save point

[pointnclick]

humanity restored

[genderhawk]

the sight of all these mustards fills you with determination

[thyrell]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

water

meat

vegetables

salt

this is soup.

[thyrell]

its too cold

[oh-my-god-someone-actually]

Gazpacho

[thyrell]

no tomatos in it

[aflo]

there's at least one tomato in it

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[cryptidsandchaos]

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

[rob-pattinson]

[omghotmemes]

this is my magnum opus

[aireina]

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

[pissvortex]

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

[awed-frog]

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

[bramblepatch]

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

[emmablowguns]

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

[nutsacktorturer]

[nutsacktorturer]

I like to think they're the same apartment

[cr0wlet-deactivated20201225]

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

a big part of the reason i love howl so much is bc he honestly looks like a bi girl

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

the haircut, the big shirt tucked into the pants, the dangly earrings…

[vespaaurinkos]

@wildbeanvibes​​ this u?

[c3po]

scooby: raggy what’s rat?

shaggy: like scoob that’s incoming enemy missiles!

scooby: ruh roh

[hotvampireadjacent]

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

did they just completely forget the word “with” or was this really how it was intended

[henstomper]

the clown’s name is Dont Fuck

[alliluyevas]

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

[alliluyevas]

anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

[j-liz]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]