[cykelops]

the platelets in my body when I rip off the fresh scab they just spent hours working on

[circusheart]

he-would-be-hot-if-he-was-fat.org

[riddler-apologist]

it'll never be the cure

the cure- olivia rodrigo

[riddler-apologist]

no bluesky, i will not be giving you my id, last four of my social, or my credit card

you are a website

[omowitty]

trinity having vaginismus 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[sirswagsalot1]

I think instead of Benson spitting in Randy’s food, Randy should spit in BENSON’S.

Freak Randy isn’t discussed nearly enough. I think he would watch Benson very closely the entire time they worked together, and pick up on his eating habits.

Randy is very kind and quiet at work, so if he were to make Benson lunch one day, Benson would obviously take it and not expect anything??

Randy could spit in the food and watch Benson eat it HASTILY. Benson would be used to the creepy staring, and he’d just write the entire interaction off as Randy being “odd.” He could get away with TOO much at work.

The only difficulty Randy would have with any of this is hiding how turned on he’d be after Benson told him the food was good.

[davetulsa69-deactivated20111129]

[planetmike08]

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[poltergeiszt]

[omowitty]

i love a dead dove tag but if you don't say what the dead doves are then you do not understand the point of the tag

[andersonssperry1571]

happy pride month to george costanza and the robbers from home alone.

[dogpuppy]

[ex-frat-man]

[galeceon]

ranson

[wormswurld]

BENSON PUTTING OUT HIS CIGARETTES ON RANDYS STOMACH AS A FORM OF MAKIMG HIM ACCEPT PAIN.

[pittcestexpress]

noah wyle writing an episode of The Pitt: and then robby's gonna piss for 10 seconds straight and dennis is gonna crawl around face down ass up and langdon is gonna mention he's been inside robby's house while complimenting whitaker's body and–

[pittcestexpress]

and duke's gonna mention he's got a 5 pound cock and–

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak