Fun day, I had Jarrett and Drew over after hanging out with the others.
We hung out at Village View Elementary for a little at 5:00, then Drew left.
Then I went on the roof, yunno, for shits and giggles, and we saw this thing in the sky, we thought it was aliens. It turned out to be a spacecraft mission, Falcon 9.
Then I recorded it with my phone, from the roof, and he did from the ground.
Then a custodian strolls onto the blacktop, and has a flashlight pointed at Jarrett. Jarrett looked at me on the roof, and I just held a finger to my mouth and started to lay flat so I couldn’t be seen.
From what I could hear, the guy was kinda calm, he’s just like, “Hey, where are your friends?” But before Jarrett could respond, a crazy lady flies around the corner and all we hear is, “THEY’RE RETARDED!!” Jarrett told me later that he thought she was talking about him. So he replies, “Excuse me?” She says, “No, the kids are special-ed! They’re retarded! They’re handicapped! Stop screwing with their plants!”
I can’t really remember much after this, basically they were doing a nightly check around school and some other kids were messing with the garden and pulling up the vegetables the day before, and the remains of the veggies was scaring the special-ed kids, because I think the lady said that they thought monsters did it? I can’t remember. But the lady was so weird! She just straight up called the special-ed students “retarded”! Wtf? Then Jarrett comes up with an alibi saying he came alone and was watching the thing in the sky, and it’s like they just forgot what they were there for, the guy had already walked away and the lady stayed for like 10 seconds to watch the sky and then said, “Yeah, I just hope it’s not terrorists or some s h i t.”
On the roof I was thinking, what is this lady’s problem? She walked away finally to the staff bathroom from what I could tell, and I got down from the roof. Jarrett walked away, cos I think the guy told him to leave, so I was trying to find Jarrett.
Then the custodian finds me. He asks me where I just came from, and I told him I teleported. He told me not to play dumb, and that he was tired, and he just wants my friends and I to leave (even though it was just Jarrett and me at this point). So I say “fine” and I find Jarrett, who’s trying to act normal and keeps taking pictures.
I run up to him and say they’re not around. And we spent the rest of the night laughing about that woman.
So basically, this lady came out of nowhere screaming about “the retards,” and how we’re messing with their vegetables, then sees the rocket and says “I hope it’s not terrorists or some shit,” then left to use the crapper.
We laughed about how she was upset about “the vegetables’ vegetables.”
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