Planktos

Hey I don't really tumblr I more slow corkscrew downwards

[forgamers]

[xeptum]

yellow bees💛

[thymo-leonta]

PLEASE stop telling me to release my inhibitions! mine were raised in captivity and would not survive in the wild :^(

[wildersage]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

[communitygardens]

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

[househunting]

$250,000/2 br/1600 sq ft

Landers, CA 

built in 1950

[the-gayest-dovah]

Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette

[daisydandy]

“Beauty Tahani wants to battle!”

“Trainer Chidi wants to battle! …Maybe? Actually, hold on, he isn’t totally sure yet. Trainer Chidi is debating the ethical implications of Pokémon battles with himself. It’s… taking a while. Maybe you should just go.

Trainer Chidi… has a stomach ache.”

“Holy shirtballs! Trainer Eleanor wants to battle!”

“Oh, dip! Trainer Jason wants to battle! “

“Trainer Janet wants to battle, and she can absolutely assure you that she does not have a Maractus!”

“Elite Four Michael wants to battle! (He’ll meet you in the dot of the “i”)”

[sinistercereal]

[aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrggg-deac]

[catchymemes]

[sloppystyle]

before and after you told them they were beautiful

[carina-xvx-hellebore]

}why did they ever do that to the cowboy one look at him he is the epitome of majesty and charisma I’d trust this sheriff with my life{

[windupoperator]

one of them isn’t even a cat

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

He’s a baked potato

[lettersiarrange]

My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

[saddeus]

I sent this to a boy and he said it was too long and wouldnt read it

[the-cuddly-punk]

my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don’t put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day’s events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won’t overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?

my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets

[captain-acab]

In the Mandalorian, they say yoda's species ages slower than others, and baby-yoda is 50 years old but looks/behaves like a 1-year-old. That means that yoda, at 900 years old, wasn't actually ancient and wise but was actually the equivalent of 18 fucking years old

[rootbeergoddess]

My mind is blown

[the-king-of-the-yeets]

Conspiracy theory: yoda had no fucking clue what he was talking about during the prequels, and was just rolling with everything like every other 18 year old.

[manyofnine]

Holy S i never even considered that. I really thought that maybe there was just a mess up

[deerg1rls-deactivated20200708]

extreme idiots online: I think it's great that viacom-disney-coca-cola is merging w McDonald's, now I can see tony stark and dean winchester double-team the hamburglar just like in my stories

extreme idiots online five minutes later: hey how come it costs five thousand dollars to watch broad city

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[aphony-cree]

Map of U.S. racial diversity by county. The darker the blue color, the more diverse the area is