Wishing I was a warlock right about now

Just call me Sprout | Filipino | 21 | She/They | Bisexual [GENDER NOT FOUND] On a quest to learn how to be a person Art tags: #plant doodles and #sprout art | sproutCell on AO3

[plant-cell-park]

i should. really get around to tagging all 102939192 posts i got on this blog its actually unreal how hard it is to find some posts i reblohged here 😭

[faeri-sami]

Just a silly crossover that wouldn't leave my mind

[archliches]

[puntless]

[televisionsclera]

has anyone done this yet

(i didn't wanna try to draw the good luck blanket so have this one instead LMAO)

[void0m]

ms paint study from 2021

[diospore]

[magical-awesome-kid]

I’m sorry MS PAINT????

[markerofthemidnight]

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

[cloudabserk]

inspired by @casgirl’s tags on this post:

[springravity]

if you still want any nice guys requests,,,perhaps holland jack holly family fluff,,,hanging out at a diner or the bowling alley or something !!

Family fluff I LOVE THESE DUMB DUMBS SO MUCH. Holly its okay its all March's fault as always

THANKS FOR THE REQUEST!!!! Hope this is good and sorry for taking a while!!!!

[awellreadmannequin]

The most annoying outstanding plot thread in genshin is that there’s apparently no more mora being minted. Like, that represents a genuine economic catastrophe! Why isn’t everyone in teyvat talking about this??

[canonical-transformation]

10% because the Qixing are covering up the destabilising news, and 90% because the Traveller's Ley Line farming somehow creates Mora out of nothing and Pantalone and Ningguang are racing to figure out how to exploit this.

[b0wtieswereneverc00ler]

@awake-my-oceans tags were too funny not to add to the post

[canonical-transformation]

Pantalone: "Honestly, at the rate she's going, maybe she'll crash Liyue's economy with all the money she —"

Ningguang: *raises hand* "Shhh, watch."

*they crouch behind a wall*

Lumine: *takes out a vintage Fontainian drinking flask*

Lumine: *looks around to make sure nobody is watching*

Lumine: *empties all the tonkatsu ramen stock out of the flask, then puts it on the alchemy bench*

Lumine: *puts 16K Mora on the alchemy bench*

[The Mora vanishes and the drinking flask glows.]

Lumine: 🫤

Lumine: *puts 28K Mora on the alchemy bench*

[The Mora vanishes and the drinking flask glows.]

Lumine: 🫤

Lumine: "Fuck it... [inaudible] ...worth a shot."

Lumine: *puts 220K Mora on the alchemy bench*

[The Mora vanishes and the drinking flask glows.]

Lumine: ....

Lumine: "...I guess... [inaudible] ...if I... [inaudible] ... Xinyan?"

Lumine: *tosses drinking flask into backpack and forgets about it*

(h/t @awake-my-oceans for reminding me of the Mora issue)

[awellreadmannequin]

A central banking system only marginally less stupid than the Fed

[canonical-transformation]

Arguably even "central banking" is giving Teyvat a lot of credit [no pun intended], considering that they haven't invented fiat currency yet.

[sharkfiinn]

have you read @bring-in-the-bees 's prism fanfic yet

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[phewgitoid]

somethings queer alright

[userfish]

tumblr distilled into a tweet

[valtsv]

i LOVE the idea of "i can't win, but you can lose" in fictional confrontations it is SO fucking tasty. the human nature to self destruct and the human nature to survive by any means necessary combined at its finest.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[shrugsinchinese]

Rocky was in space for 50 years of course the recuperation period is long and hard

[koszmarnybudyn]

The wire mother and the cloth mother.