Here are my raw spark note thoughts of the live action HTTYD
Everything is fucking spoon fed
WHY IS HE WEARING A HOODY
How the fuck is there a Skrill?
The teens casting is fine, snotlout is still my baby girl
Unnecessary lore about the island
toothless looks like a fucking Trainwreck.
Hiccup isn't pathetic enough at fucking all. That's his whole thing
Some of the weapons look really fake, like more than movie fake
How the fuck you get a whispering death in the training arena? The rock burrowing dragon? In the rock arena?
some of the intense scenes feel too calm?
How many hoodie shirts does this guy fucking own
The scenery is beautiful, I wish it wasn't filled with shite
Astrid is gonna steal his house?!?!
I guess we're giving dragons allergies now
Snotlout is pathetic,I love him
Music good, because it's the same fucking shit
THEY TOOK OUT THE FUCKING NOT SO FIREPROOF SCENE, LITERALLY SET UP FOR THE END OF THE GODDAMN MOVIE
Put Gerard Butler back in the booth
He can't say his lines fucking right and he's not funny
The valka lore is really strange, I know they're setting up for the second movie but c'mon
Toothless is sometimes really slow?
For the 3rd act, I'm fucking bored
Red death looks cool, honestly most of the dragons are fine except… him
HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S FIREPROOF ON THE INSIDE HUH?!??! HOW DO YOU KNOW?!!!!
Some of the dragon human interaction is so bad