~Platinum~

[amroyounes]

Blame the algorithm

[musashi]

there’s gonna be a full moon on the 19th so i’m gonna go out at night and see if a lot of clefairy spawn? apparently the pogo takes moon phase into account and clefairy literally swarm at the full moon in canon so like… i wonder…

[musashi]

UM REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE ?

[weloveshortvideos]

I’m just cookin pizza!

[sweet-bitsy]

# WHERE WOULD THIS HAVE GONE IF HE HADNT SMACKED HIM

[noobtheloser]

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[tastefullyoffensive]

If Dogs Had 911 by Reverend_Scott (via Greta J.)

[shencomix]

Rise of the Dick Wizard

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[rampagebb]

[getitontheground]

ABOUT ME

[platinum-lovers-blog]

Women: Trans people have never attacked anyone in a restroom before - it's really not something we're worried about.

Republicans: It doesn't matter! We need to keep WOMEN SAFE from SEXUAL ASSAULT at ALL COSTS!

Women: We need to do something about the disturbing number of rapes on college campuses.

Republicans: Have you tried not dressing like a slut?

[ryebreadgf]

‘when you spot the person who stole your shoes’ GIVE THIS AN OSCAR

[sarahseeandersen]

Forgive me.

[yivialo]

[thisisntgoodbi-deactivated20160]

“But when you get married, will you choose to be with a man or a woman?”

Idk aunt Sally, if I get married as many times as you have I can probably mix it up.

[jeffvanreenpoetry]

REBLOG IF IT’S OKAY FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS WHO ARE STRUGGLING WITH THEIR GENDER IDENTITY/SEXUALITY TO MESSAGE YOU FOR ADVICE, SUPPORT OR HELP

please, it’s pride month.

[petalpetal]

its lavender  

[vinesforall]

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

[petalpetal]

you know when i was reblogging this old videos i made when i was watching pokemon on a whim this morning i never expected that this would get so many notes 

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug