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NSFW | Adults Only | 40+ | Body Positive | Sex Positive | Poly | They/Him | Currently identifying as: Cish - Gynosexual (or maybe cish-male butch dyke? i don't know what makes sense anymore) | Intolerant of Intolerance | NOTICE: I do not wish to be followed by blogs that look like porn bots/scams or have NO age in the bio The above notice satisfies the legal requirement of notification in the jurisdiction in which I reside. Disregarding said notice constitutes Harassment. Also, I'll block you if you come off like a fuck-bag

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Cursed to be fucking luscious as hell

🎃Curse Jar🎃

[j-renee5678-deactivated20250422]

💜hi

[finchgallows]

Moo or whatever

[hjartasalt]

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go "it's coriander" and his friend goes very seriously "he can't have coriander" and I'm thinking shit ok maybe he's allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I'm thinking shit shit shit he's probably breaking out in hives rn and it's my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says "I fucking hate coriander"

[hjartasalt]

You'll never believe what this post is about

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

answer some questions and I’ll tell you what kind of straight person you would be

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

Me watching the gay people in my phone get psychic damage from my silly little uquiz

[traumadumpling]

Just need to be told how cute I am tbh 🥺

[fatstonerchick]

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[garmbreak1]

This might be controversial but I believe that as a DM you should never kill your players. Whether it's "bad luck" or "a long series of bad decisions," it causes a lot of unnecessary hardship all around.

Instead, you should kill their characters.

[platoasdvisor]

[jillbelly]

😘

OF

[theconcealedweapon]

It also means the police aren't the good guys.

"Obey them so they don't kill you" is usually said to people being mugged or taken hostage.

[paulgadzikowski]

Tumblr wouldn't let me reblog this to @nosuchthingasaburdenonsociety

[mousegirlheart]

it is essential that you kiss bellies

[creekfiend]

two sorts of responses you can get on posts that go together so well are

1. "um actually op is wrong. it's actually (several paragraphs which are in direct agreement with the sentiments expressed in your post but phrased slightly differently) actually"

and her beautiful wife,

2. "I totally agree with op! (proceeds to write long screed which directly contradicts the post you have written in either letter spirit or both in such a way that you feel immediately compelled to disavow every opinion expressed therein)"

you need both of these for a truly wretched posting ecosystem to thrive

[radicalgraff]

Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Summertime watermelon CRONCH 🍉😳

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[platoasdvisor]

[crunchymayo]

[transcendentalfloss]

[jacobnordby]

Message of the year:

“How do you spot an idiot? Look for the person who is cruel. The kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” — Gov Pritzker