petty (bi)tch

I'm Rose, and I'm a big mean anti who loves lloyd and kai's strictly platonic relationship. shippers will be blocked <3

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the Big Bro Hair Ruffle™

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This blog!! Is amazing!! I practically live for their brotherly bond thank u for making this

Big Mood

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this blog was made for me

glad to be of service theres still no content to put here

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I don’t remember who made the post about Kai and Lloyd for that cat vine but I had to draw it (dont tag as green/flame plz and thnx)

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my two fav character

not shipping them, i just friendship them

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taking out his little bro to cheer him up after another rough day 

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Lloyd found dead in kai’s arms because of Brotherly Love™

-Mod Morro

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1B with lloyd and kai??? Angst if u want idk...

<3 <3 <3

Speedpaint

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if the whole school didn’t already hate lloyd they sure would make fun of his coddling older brother (what am i saying, they probably still do)

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i love lloyd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kai and Lloyd

Greenf/lame

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brothers in arms

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How do you think lloyd would react to watching the lion king

Oh hey hey thanks for another one!!! ❤ These aren’t gonna be in as nice of a format because mobile sucks ass but here u go

- Lloyd: no guys I do not CRY anymore I’m a GROWN UP the tomorrow’s tea took ALL my childish tears. I don’t cry at lions. Mufasa: scar… Help me brother!Lloyd: *cries for the next three days*

- Lloyd: Kai… You’re like my brother, and you said I could trust you with anything, right?Kai: yeah of course! What’s up?Lloyd: … I have a huge crush on Narla please don’t tell anyone Kai: … Uh…. Of course I won’t Lloyd… Your uh… Your secrets safe with me…Kai, 3 seconds later: *kicks down door* LAMO YOU GUYS GUESS WHAT LLOYD IS A FURRY

- the first time he ever watches it he’s like “what the hell guys you told me this was a fun movie this is nothing but angst with a few snazzy tunes. Just like my life… Is this why you made me watch it?”

- *some tiny inconvenient thing happens*Lloyd: *big sigh* Hakuna Matata… What a wonderful phrase-

- Lloyd will sing “can you feel the love tonight” at any given moment when any two people are interacting. He once did it when Kai was gelling his hair and Kai did the most unmanly shriek and threw his gel across the room.

- oh what’s that?? Regularly scheduled angst?? So Lloyd cries so much at the movie cause Simba blames himself for his dad’s death. And guess who else blames themselves for their dad’s death too!! This green bean!!

- BUT don’t fear it actually helps him deal with the trauma of it a little bit.

- cuddle piles as they all watch it together? Wrapped up in blankets to make sure Lloyd feels loved?? 100%

- Lloyd: Wu can we get a McDonald’s?Wu: no. Lloyd: …. oH I JUUUUUST CAAAANT WAAAAAIT TO BE KIIIIIIIIING

- one time it was like 3am and the bounty alerts them to suspicious activity on the deck and it’s actually just Lloyd bouncing around in a blanket cocoon chanting that thing that Rafiki does that I can’t for the life of me remember at this moment, but you know the one

- “hold on. Hold on my dudes. My fellow ninja. Hold up the fridge. You’re telling me. That there is. A lion king MUSICAL, AND YOU HAVEN’T TAKEN ME TO SEE IT”

- it becomes his new favourite movie and he watches it every day for weeks

- “do you guys think it’s possible to change our dragons into lions I’m asking for a friend”

- *Ed the hyena comes on screen* “oh Kai look it’s your fursona”

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bros

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out of all the things I could have thought of to draw while re-watching season 5 it ended up being this

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september 22 mood

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ninjago doctor who au

-lloyd is a time lord called the green ninja, but so many of his companions insisted he get a human name that he caved and goes by lloyd too

-lloyd runs headfirst into danger, always. usually by chasing after a cute person or shiny thing

-kai is his companion in this au, and every time lloyd calls him a child he smarts, because he’s twenty three, and lloyd’s like what sixteen?

-lloyd is a thousand years old

-lloyd: see? you’re a child. just twenty three? kai: well to humans I’m an adult. a young one, but still lloyd: oh, right. humans… you burn out so quickly, don’t you?

-lloyd insisting that the safest place in the universe is by his side. (kai disagrees with this statement)

-morro, lloyd’s cousin, and other last of the time lords, occasionally makes an ass of himself

-micah is here too because i can do what i want

-lloyd: kai, what do you see when you look at that boy? kai: uh, i dont know? a guy? lloyd: we have been to three universes, a satellite, and ten different human eras in seven locations. and i have seen that boy every time. kai: what does that mean? lloyd: it means im going to go over there and ask for his number

-half of this is lloyd and kai shenanigans and i l o v e i t

-lloyd: *hitting his sonic screwdriver* it doesn’t do wood! why does it still not do wood! kai: *just kicks the door in*

-lloyd: oh, that’s wonderful! kai: ITS TRYING TO KILL US lloyd: thats part of its charm!

-kai: why do you dress in ratty old sweaters? lloyd: well when you’ve seen the universe for what it is in all its terrible and wonderful awe, it feels less like a red carpet event and more like going to a friend’s house

-lloyd is so happy go lucky and bright and cheerful about everything sometimes its easy to forget that his entire planet was destroyed

-lloyd just… casually forgetting about time lines, especially the one kai lives in

-lloyd: have you read that really cool webstory thingy, ah, 17776? lloyd: wait, no, it hasn’t been released yet. in a couple of months

-lloyd: why dont you just go over and see shakespeare? im sure he’d love a visit from a fan lloyd: no wait he’s been dead for hundreds of years

-lloyd: what did you think of the series finale of gameblood? lloyd: wait, it hasn’t been aired yet lloyd: and that show doesn’t exist yet lloyd: … and the writers haven’t been born yet

-lloyd: im what humans might call… *puts on shades* autistic kai: and? lloyd: … time lords called it the same thing im autistic

-lloyd: humans! the best thing since sliced bread. I should know, i invented sliced bread kai: no way

-lloyd: pick a place on the map! kai: uh, how about… here. lloyd: BOR-ING. lets go here instead!