Platypus is not on fire

Wolves go "OOOOOO" and coyotes go "AAAAAAA" get it right

[ominous-signs]

i like to think the absolutely ass photo quality makes this scarier

URGE.

Official ominous sign

[lostinhistory]

Solid life advice from Sue the T. Rex.

[depsidase]

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[isopod-lover1]

I like that Daniel, Jack, and Teal'c all have some devastating backstory that led them to join sg-1. Jack was suicidal after his son died, and this is really the only thing that gives his life meaning, Daniel is looking for Sha're, Teal'c wants to free his people... But Sam? She's doing this for the love of the game. She lost her mom at an early age, and struggles at times to connect with people, but overall the reason she joined sg-1 was to do cool crap and learn.

[multiverse-of-misfits]

Kicking ass and punching sexist aliens in the face is just an added bonus.

[multiverse-of-misfits]

Sorry prev, this can't stay in the tags.

[platypusisnotonfire]

I had to wear a jacket over my sweater for tonight’s walk outside. It’s still the start of August. They are suffering 30c days down south. I am THRIVING in the arctic so far. Thank the trees.

Nice breeze, could see my breath. Freaking finally. A break.

[platypusisnotonfire]

I was being so lazy during a 32 degree full sun day and complaining about being useless and my wife was like “we are a family of polar bears. Have you seen them in the summer? Go look them up,”

“That’s what you look like right now. Why are you trying to be productive. Your a skeletal dish rag. Go take an ice bath and a nap.”

And she was right.

[platypusisnotonfire]

I had to wear a jacket over my sweater for tonight’s walk outside. It’s still the start of August. They are suffering 30c days down south. I am THRIVING in the arctic so far. Thank the trees.

Nice breeze, could see my breath. Freaking finally. A break.

[platypusisnotonfire]

Problems on the Next Tv Series front: I want to start Xena, which my wife will love, but we NEED to start Star Trek, which my wife will also love and and probably write several scholarly articles about once she restarts Uni. I have to get her that dissertation fodder. She needs to understand my references.

Darmok and jalad at tenagra. Help me.

She is up for whatever I choose to watch next but whatever I choose we have to watch the whole thing, no side quests to show “just one funny episode” of a different show. She’ll be locked in (her choice, she can’t swap once she hyper focuses on the show we start.)

As much as I am the lord of chaos and would like the hit the randomizer on our next date. Night movie run, I think the scientist In me is insisting I install her first sci-fi show foundation correctly and with adequate resources, pillars, supports, and philosophy to chew on academically.

She NEEDS Star Trek.

[notbecauseofvictories]

if you are going to do historical inaccuracy, then go big. Just take it to a whole ‘nother level.

I mean like Knight’s Tale “chanting Queen at the jousting tournament ‘foxy lady’” levels of anachronism. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with Hansel injecting himself with insulin and Gretel wielding a multiple-shot crossbow levels of anachronism. Go for Blazing Saddles, Blackadder, Jack of All Trades, Connecticut Yankee levels of anachronism

you either have to play by the rules or throw out the book.

[rachandroll]

Go full on Xena. All of history happened at the same time. Get your legs broken by Caesar and find out Lao Tzu didn’t write that book, his wife did, and she hitting on you…all 10 years before you go meet up with Helen at Troy. Fight with Beowulf and commission Sappho within a few months of each other. Abraham and Issac? Only like 2 years before Jesus. Invent CPR and the kite during the bronze age. Watch your gal pal teach Homer how to be a better bard. Have a fucking battle of the bands in Ancient Greece. TIME IS MEANINGLESS.

[notthepopeiv]

Go Full On Xena

[pangur-and-grim]

the book people said that I need to write a "Dear Reader" postcard, but this is all I have so far

[pangur-and-grim]

the book people said this is alright but that it’s too short, so this is maybe what I’ll add to it

[erry-cherrybomb]

@theshitpostcalligrapher “death of the author requires you to kill me” goes pretty damn hard right?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh heallll yea

ink: ferris wheel press, cloak and forest

[pangur-and-grim]

by the way, this is the illustration I did for the other side of the card

with calligraphy courtesy of @theshitpostcalligrapher

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[afro-elf]

i desperately need to know more about these people

A taste of Philly in Tokyo: Japanese couple serves Philly cheesesteaks at Tokyo restaurant

This Philadelphia-themed cheesesteak bar in Tokyo, Japan, gives locals and visitors a taste of brotherly love.

[afro-elf]

they study us like mice.... they're meticulous phillyphiles

[afro-elf]

THE STYLISTICS!!!!!!!!!!

[afro-elf]

there isn't a single philadelphian alive who will pretend to be nice about food, you're good!

[afro-elf]

the world is soaked in blood and gripped by unending horrors but you can get an authentic philly cheesesteak in tokyo

[platypusisnotonfire]

PLEASE look at the drawing each member of my lab group drew of the first thing we were able to actually see under our microscope.

[platypusisnotonfire]

I think I figured out what our “shrimp” was.

[houseofcrack]

i thought i was so funny making this im sorry

[revenhaunted]

chess getting a huge update i see

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE BUTTONS I TRIED TO PRESS

[laura-the-swarming]

This is the reason we dunk screenshots in water

[semusepsu]

One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

[gallusrostromegalus]

To be entirely fair to the pelican, I have seen humans do much, much dumber things with their infants. The park rangers in Louisiana ha e to regularly tell people to not put their babies on the ground next to the gators for a pic.

In fact, it could be argued that the peculiar grammar used by the pelican in the Put Baby In Pelican Mouth post is deliberate, like how phishers use major grammar errors in their messages so that people too smart for the scam (or smart enough to report them) ignore the emails and the scammer can focus on the most likely marks.

Regardless, the pelican is right: there is absolutely someone dumb enough to put a baby in its mouth because it asked politely. Probably dozens on that beach alone.

[kyraneko]

Put baby in pelican mouth for Instagram photo. Facebook photo of baby in pelican mouth for many likes and also happy asleep baby. So cute baby in pelican mouth for video on TikTok. Youtube short of baby so cute in soft pelican mouth for so many views to Youtube channel. Baby in pelican mouth challenge.

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: cg a ’t tat a -t gg a t t t’ atg a a cc c t at t a ta tat t, , a ttat cc, a at a a t a, "t t’ t ." A cc [ag: a .]

Closest match: Angerona prunaria genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: Chicken

(image source)

[theeebsknees]

Every day I’m gonna open tumblr and draw the first creature I see you conjure on my feed Day (night (it’s 10:30pm rn)) 1: The Chicken