[stockpilingantihistamines]

[sadclowncentral]

do i excessively share my thoughts about the content that I consume on a very public platform? yes. do I also never ever want the creators of said content to be aware of or god forbid interact with said content? also yes.

the idea that people want to be observed by their favourite celebrities is incomprehensible to me. can you imagine being on a platform like twitter where creators directly judging you for your opinions is not only possible but culturally acceptable? unthinkable.

that's why i am on tumblr. this is a safe space. no self respecting celebrity would use this hellsite in an official capacity, and its lack of verified accounts and general anonymity would make it difficult anyway. the author might not be dead but the doors are barricaded.

[sadclowncentral]

in conclusion: parasocial relationships go both ways and i will not participate

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

Honestly? Tea

[otpyoureforgiven]

@twinliches tags were very important to me

[normal-horoscopes]

[demonologist-in-denim]

John Winchester is on reddit, apparently.

[catchymemes]

[vladtheunfollower]

[micahhangelo-deactivated2020112]

Uh idk who is cuter

[werethless-deactivated20190103]

Bruh.

[baker-p-i]

THE LIL BABY KISSED HIM WHEN HE WAS TALKING IN SLOTH TO HIM!!!!!

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

I made the same keening noise as the baby sloth when the baby sloth kissed him.

[freakspotting]

First to touch the bin loses

[dogsuffrage]

Strength vs dexterity

[blackgirlmagicx]

[astoriachef]

How am I supposed to stop them?

[polyhexian]

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

[gayvakarian-deactivated20240719]

local chantry mother really thinks I’d consider deceiving Dorian Pavus, must be out of her goddamn head

[skarchomp]

I’d like the Lopunny line a lot more if Gamefreak ever played up the fact that Buneary is the one Pokemon that fucking hates your guts from day one

[tathracyn]

Apparently this isn’t quite accurate. Buneary is not the only pokemon with that distinction. However, it is the only non-legendary on the list. 

Buneary hates you with the strength of imprisoned gods

[meangirlnurse]

#rabbits are just like that

[ohshitsomeonejust]

Buneary freshly caught sitting in it’s pokeball

[vgsexual]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

as a jew i love having opinions on jesus. it’s like. no i don’t think he was messiah However Yes i am a fan of this dude. fucker said ‘it’s easier for a camel to go thru the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to go to heaven’ and proved his point by going absolutely ballistic flipping tables and chasing merchants with a whip in broad daylight in a synagogue. basically my thoughts on jesus are: 10/10 would go to brunch with.

[beggars-opera]

[morningstar21]

Go for it guys

[omghotmemes]

Very funny.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[caffeinewitchcraft]

[arcaniumagi2]

[nonewingedangel]

He’s gonna rule this whole ravine someday.