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bilka barnes and fuckass curl. Detroit got BIBLICAL greed

setting pwhl detroit on fire w my mind rn they are going to be soooooooo insufferably good and i swear to god i am already seeing visions of them getting 2nd draft pick. legitimately i hate them so much already

#am i just bitter? YEAH #SURE AM #STOP FUCKING STEALING MY TEAM OUT FROM UNDER ME #everyone drafting all the torrent players can (loud airhorn)

the torrent protections just dropped and what is going AWN

#protecting...... murphy and wilgren???#do not get me wrong. i love them both dearly. like #really a lot #but like. what. WHAT. in WHAT WORLD does this make sense???#over barnes? over bilka??#this team about to be the laughingstock of the league again next year smh

it's not that i'm out of hope because i'm not i still believe in them BUT it is a very different experience in this playoffs to be watching a game and be like actually i am so zen about this. i dont even care if you're winning or losing or dominating or not. i get to watch you guys play hockey <3 <3

#habs lb #every minute i'm watching is a gift! tonight could be the last night!#if its meant to be over its over but i will enjoy it until then

man. mannn

#i just needed it saved somewhere ok

feels like they dont understand that ande is not a good goalie and will likely let softballs through if they just PUT IT ON NET

#habs lb

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this is the stupidest thing in the world im stewing

#habs lb #i completely agree it's not even a my team thing its a they were in the zone for so long #if it didnt get called by eye im sorry but it's done. video reviewing offsides is THE dumbest thing in this sport im so serious

IM AFRAID

#habs lb #the fear in my heart if i come back from commercials and theyre telling me its in im jumping in a mountain lake to purge my anger

its ok their rage will propel them to victory

#habs lb #ibelieve

NO. NOOO. they cant DO this

#habs lb

that whole sequence was insane i think i breathed like 3 times but Them getting a whole 3 on 1 and not scoring is wild everyone say thank you best goalie

#habs lb

so we're doing its so over we're so back its so over today are we...

#habs lb

this game is like, comically less physical than tmpa and even compared to bffalo it feels wayyyy less aggressive. maybe not in actual hockey played but certainly in terms of behavior after-whistle

#habs lb

wow suddenly the world is a safe space

#habs lb

titsoutnhl

Anderson lock back out please?

distant-screaming

I think the issue is habs are a team that run on Narratives first and foremost. and the middle is often the least interesting part of the narrative. but I do need them to understand they are a hockey team first and foremost and I am fighting for my life

#they are either posing a crazy comeback or blowing a lead can they be normal for once please

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