tiny swamp monster

certified smol idiot™ qpoc, bread, & music are the only loves of my life

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[maxannes-deactivated20171005]

Big Time Rush: uh uh oh oh oh

Me: GO AND SHAKE IT UP WHAT U GOTTA LOSE GO AND MAKE UR LUCK WITH THE LIFE U CHOOSE IF U WANT IT ALL LEAVE IT ALL ON THE LINE IT’S THE ONLY LIFE U GOT SO U GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME!!!

[m86-deactivated20171116]

you, intelligent: you gotta talk to them if you want them to be interested in you! you gotta show interest =)

me, stupid:

fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me f

[infpisme]

[bob-belcher]

[blackfairypresident]

Are you alright?

Are you asking this because I want to fuck rick Sanchez or because I wish for the sweet release of death u gotta be specific

[blackfairypresident]

I would love to be carefree and soft but

the stress

[tigergoodstoonise-blog]

Thought I was cute af tonight but then I got there and stood in the corner 😅

[gaylittlezuko]

psa: bi girls are great and cute and amazing 💗💜💙

[susiediamonds-deactivated202304]

Mississippi Masala dir. Mira Nair || 1992

[tooloving-deactivated20160614]

I can’t wait to live alone ….. By myself ….. In my own house …. Alone

[joshpeck]

love is REAL

[fanonical]

if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

[sebastiansin-221b]

SAY THAT

[filmbutch]

[meaningsofthestars]

Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.

[faramosh]

always choose to be with someone who is emotionally intelligent. don’t get caught up in the fact that you are loved, because love comes easy. but loving someone in the way they need, and understanding why they need to be loved like that is what a relationship is about.