[apicoplast]

oh my god tumblr sent me an email about keeping all my usernames on here. i forgot this account was still up. hi if ur still around in these parts im alive i just moved to @funktechnisch

[tempestpaige]

here’s what you missed on Twitter these past few days

twitch streamer goes viral by making a tiktok where she lip syncs to a song called “ok boomer” while wearing a Bernie croptop

twitter immediately loses their minds, with half of them declaring her cringe with the other half declaring her their waifu

a few days pass and she reveals on twitch that she has a boyfriend, causing all her replyguys to angrily report her account, and she’s (temporarily suspended)

another twitter user makes a similar tiktok, only the song is now called “ok liberal” and she’s wearing a crop top that says “marx”

Bernie girl is exposed for saying the n-word

Ok liberal girl is exposed for being a necrophiliac who hangs around nazis

[tempestpaige]

we live in a society

[draconym]

As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,

But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.

[draconym]

"Does he have his own luggage?" the agent behind the check-in desk asks brightly, making eye contact with my partner.

"Just carry-on," I say as I slide my driver's license across the counter toward her. Confusion dawns on her face. She glances up at me briefly before printing my boarding pass in silence.

[draconym]

"A soap making booth!" I exclaim. I've been to the renaissance faire a dozen times but I've never visited this shop. "Let's make soap!"

"First you have to ask your Responsible Adult for five dollars," says the vendor in a measured, singsong voice, and wags her index finger at me.

I look around, confused. Who is she talking about? Does she mean the young man trailing behind me? I turn back to her.

"I have five dollars ..."

"Well you still have to ask him," she smiles sweetly.

As I open my mouth to ask why, I suddenly realize she has misjudged my age by at least two decades.

"I'm older than he is," is all I can think of to say.

[draconym]

"Would you like a children's menu?"

"Sure, and if you're taking drink orders, I could also go for a Corona."

[cyborgrabbit]

Hey op?

HOW???

[draconym]

I'm short

[tinfoilvalentine]

OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

[valtsv]

[kficc]

[fulltimeviking]

[beansnake]

last patreon piece of 2019 - Claude from Fire Emblem: Three Houses! loosely inspired by the Star tarot card.

[jeongin-archive]

on all levels except physical i am asleep rn

[memescomedy]

[surfindead]

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

[surfindead]

dr phil

[navoika]

tumblr

[dndaddyissues]

dungeons and dragons

[schnetzlarchive]

i realized something today

[vibinwitch]

Forbidden fruit

[doctor-roman]

@dragons-suck

[dragons-suck]

@rhystique

[lindseystitches-deactivated2016]

[art-craft]

A Prayer for a Strong Heart

vintage linen handkerchief, cotton embroidery, cotton embroidery floss

10” by 10” .2013. Embroidery by Lindsey Windland

[mossworm]

cruel fate ROBBED US of the Battle Turtle…

[incendavery]

stop that!!!!

[toixy]

Piers + bass