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@playernumber68
TODAY'S THE DAY *ETHEREAL SCREECHING FROM THE VOID*
Balto???
New Year, New Brain Changes
What up, bros? Hope you didn’t eat too much over the holidaze.
Okay, so this caption’s a little over the top: my changes aren’t new, because I started to notice them at least a few months ago. But it’s a real difference. See, my mind used to run nonstop. Always thinking, going off in new directions. I enjoyed it. Some of my friends used to say that I thought too much, and now I believe they were right.
My listening to conditioning hypno about dumbing down has had a major effect on that. I realized a few months ago that I don’t really LIKE to think anymore. Don’t get me wrong. If I really need to put my mind to something, I can roll up my sleeves and solve complicated problems as well as before. But if I don’t have to do that, I’d rather just zone out completely and watch some sports, maybe while having a beer. THAT’S what I enjoy most, now. The truth is I might be getting a little addicted to it. Of course, I know that addictions are never healthy, so I have to use my discipline to keep up with my workouts. It’s a good compromise, because I have to think a little in order to go through the routines right, but not so much that I get into the old mode.
Anyway, I just wanted to let my bros know: if you start having feelings like this, don’t worry. It won’t destroy you, and it’ll make you less stressed.
Inspiring! Changing for the better, less stress more fun
Hell yeah!
How to do it: 3 easy steps
Do these three things every 24 hours to get as dumb and jacked as you want.
1. Hit the gym EVERY day with the only goal of becoming a weightlifter dude. Alternate arm and leg days. Talk to a trainer so you don’t overdo a particular exercise.
2. Listen to the ‘Just a little dumber, bro’ hypno file every night before beddy by. It takes a while to feel the effects, but if you’re patient, you’ll get there.
3. Make sure you have as much fun as possible.
Especially fan of number 3, do things because you find fun in it bro. It's the best way to get to it!
(Idk about you but tbh the audio quality of "Just a little dumber, bro" on Soundcloud has always been an issue to me)
You need a good studio, no question.
How to do it: 3 easy steps
Do these three things every 24 hours to get as dumb and jacked as you want.
1. Hit the gym EVERY day with the only goal of becoming a weightlifter dude. Alternate arm and leg days. Talk to a trainer so you don’t overdo a particular exercise.
2. Listen to the ‘Just a little dumber, bro’ hypno file every night before beddy by. It takes a while to feel the effects, but if you’re patient, you’ll get there.
3. Make sure you have as much fun as possible.
Especially fan of number 3, do things because you find fun in it bro. It's the best way to get to it!
(Idk about you but tbh the audio quality of "Just a little dumber, bro" on Soundcloud has always been an issue to me)
You need a good studio, no question.
The Right Wing are morons benefitting from structural white supremacy that give below average conservatives too many advantages.
House Republicans are morons.
Senate Republicans are morons.
Republican SCOTUS are morons.
Look how much money they get from corporations and Citizens United-backed influential donors.
The constructs have to go to unrig the systems.
Bare knuckles fistfighting. Teen fighter.
I’m strung out, but not THAT STRUNG out!
Pablo Schreiber
My full initials are DWP. . .
Why would I wear underwear? How else am I gonna show off these v lines and bulge?
ALAN RITCHSON as JACK REACHER REACHER 2.07
Look how thick my man Justin Savoie is looking in his recent YT video. Man’s packing on some poundage into that tall frame 🔥🔥🔥
Strange sense of humor, but clearly a cool guy.
Nice and sweaty
One more thing: here’s your marvelous surprise, 😲
Academic requirements
Coach received some worrying information about one of his star players, DE1. His performance at practice and during games was still very good, great even. But it was all overshadowed by some disturbing reports. DE1 's grades have gone up since last season and he was seen walking around campus with a textbook in his hand. Moreover, his turnout at frat events dropped below 100% and he has been seen interacting with multiple nerds at least three times within the previous two weeks.
This was enough for Coach to get concerned, so he invited DE1 for a chat in his office. The jock entered the room and sat in a chair in front of Coach's desk. DE1 was one of Coach's finest specimens - he was absolutely huge. 6'5 and 260 pounds of pure muscle, with arms ready to tackle a mountain, pecs and shoulders prepared to withstand the pressure of the entire offensive line and legs the size of tree trunks. An absolute stud, and perfect advertisement of Coach's training methods.
Coach greeted DE1 and explained why he asked him to come - he laid out all the concerning rumors that were spreading withing the building of the Athletics Department - about his focus on studying and interacting with non-jocks. DE1, in turn, was confused by what he heard and didn't really know how to respond to his Coach's words.
He didn't have time to come up with anything to say though, as right after he finished speaking Coach turned his computer around and DE1 was now looking straight into a monitor displaying a condensed version of one of Coach's trusted hypnotic videos. The jock's attention suddenly shifted towards the screen, forgetting about anything else. His whole body relaxed in the chair, his legs now wide apart and showing off his bulge, visible through his shorts.
As the video showed shirtless jocks working out, then jocks in full gear tackling each other during a football game, then jocks partying and drinking while dancing with only boxers on, DE1 began drooling. As he did, subliminal messages continued to make their way into his brain
DUMB
BRO
FLEX
OBEY
LIFT
PARTY
JOCK
DAWG
The sounds encoded within the video only amplified these commands. Coach looked from behind the screen as his best edge rusher took in everything Coach wanted and slowly, but surely, returned to his proper ways - a jacked brute, capable only of lifting, partying and sacking every QB he encounters.
After a while the video came to an end. Coach took back his computer and DE1 blinked a few times, then wiped most of the drool form his face and scratched his crotch.
"uhhhhhhh, Coach.... what... happened, bruh?"
"Everything's fine. Let me ask you a few questions. What's your name."
"DE1, Coach, duh."
"And who are you?"
"Am the best DE in the conference, Coach!"
"What's your approach to college and classes?"
"Duuuuude, that's some nerd shit, lemme tell ya, Coach, I do just enough to go above the NCAA threshold for scholarship athletes, bro, huhuhuhuh"
"Good, DE1, and do you stay in contact with people who don't play football?"
"Ugh, dude, Coach, me? With a fuckin' nerd? Bruh, am doin' just fine with the dudes on the team. Ain't no one else I need to stay in contact with, Coach"
Coach grinned as DE1 responded exactly the way he was supposed to.
"Thanks, DE1, you're free now. Don't be late to tomorrow's practice"
"Will do, Coach!"
A day later Coach was notified of DE1 posting a shirtless photo on Instagram with the caption reading "who ready for that Alpha Phi beer fest bruhs?"
Ready or not, you’ll have fun; I promise,
“I’ll go again given the opportunity,” Michael Sparks, 46, texted his mom a day after the attack. He was convicted of all six charges, inclu
Republican Jan 6th traitors.
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