You And I In Unison

[bomtrack]

i have a weird feeling that the suicide squad movie will somehow be responsible for the rebirth of scene kid culture and its something i knew would happen eventually but i never thought it would be so soon

[sassking-trevor]

Later this year high schools will be filled w/ guys trying to act like the joker in that “edgy on purpose lol u mad” kinda way and scene girls w/ pink n blue dyed pigtails giggling about how “lol im SO CRAZY LAWL X3″

[peppapigvevo]

i cant believe you two made me read this on my own dash

[bomtrack]

look at this shit. we’re gonna have to relive some dark times. myspace is aboutta make a comeback. preps will have to hide in fear once again. the hot topic CEO is rubbing his hands together as i’m typing this. get ready for thousands of deviant art suicide squad ocs complete with scene hair and too many belts.

[peppapigvevo]

if someone does that “rawr means i love u in dinosaur” think im holding you personally responsible

[rottermelon]

XxXx get fucking ready xXxX

[sleepycleric-blog]

Truly, these are desperate times.

[fedkaczynski]

We are going to suffer. 

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

We are not prepared.

[lavahag-deactivated20190627]

I can’t deal with this.

[thebattyblacklolita]

Can we survive this again?

[chibinazgul]

IM READY, I STILL HAVE PATTERNED TRIPP JEANS

[lesbian-moon-gf]

two types of people

[womaninpearls-deactivated201908]

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

[extra-stuff]

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

[womaninpearls-deactivated201908]

Yes. Much more succinct.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Mac Miller hates Trump — but has a great reason why he won’t leave the U.S. if Trump’s elected.

[stedilnik]

Every single Tom Clancy game

General: Sir, we have confirmed reports of an oddly large terrorist organization with vast amounts of resources in both manpower and technology is planning to detonate a weapon of mass destruction in the middle of one of our largest population centers in post 9/11 america without anyone noticing. 

The President: send in, like, one guy

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

sorry losers but looks like I’m finally popular in hot babe side of tumblr. I am going to have sex tonight

[sizvideos]

[playing-the-man]

gdirtydime19:

Damn I REBLOGGED This so FAST… and will keep doing it…

[fullergoeseasy]

Today at work this mom and her (like 6-7 year old) daughter came in and the little girl was throwing a huge fit the whole time because she didn’t want Subway. And finally she stomps her foot and says ‘if you don’t take me to get waffles I am going to tell grandma that you let daddy put his peepee in your mouth’

I almost walked out of the store and just went home because that was the end of everything.

[liberalsarecool]

#RightWingPopulism

[orbitingghosts-deactivated20160]

Did you know bad dreams are called night mares because waking up shaking and terrified is exactly Like the sensation of having to acknowledge the existence of horses

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

[edwardspoonhands]

I do not know how to feel about Pupinia. Part of me is like, “This is the inevitable progression of the platform…a genius emerges…this teenager girl is Andy Kaufmaning the whole internet and people have no idea it’s happening. She is demonstrating a greater and deeper grasp of online culture than anyone I’ve ever seen.”

And part of me is like, “Oh, but, wait, is she actually just awful?” 

And then sometimes I’m like “Is Pupinia Stewart is the Kaiser Soze of YouTube?” and I don’t even know what I mean, but for some reason it makes sense anyway.

I JUST DON’T KNOW! AND I KINDA DON’T WANT TO!!

[labias]

not to dictate your life but drop your shitty friends

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

If Uno was an Anime

[aconitemare]

Things I’ll never tire of: • pads being called “feminine napkins”

• shaving commercials for women where their legs are completely hairless before the razor even touches them

• paper towel commercials where the father bursts through the door with his son, tracking mud everywhere and breaking something, and the mother smiles fondly and cleans by herself

• kids’ protein shake commercials where the six year old refuses to eat his dinner and the mother smiles fondly and?? replaces his dinner?? with a drink??

• shoe commercials where a bunch of women are screaming hysterically and thus making me associate that company with agonizing shrieks

• cake toppers where the bride is dragging the groom because nothing says love and devotion like hatred and regret. these people are going into marriage expecting and even enjoying the idea that they’re not happy.

• bumper stickers that insult the person behind you because for some reason you really want to file all that paperwork when some inevitable idiot rear ends you out of spite

• when teachers divide girls and boys during class discussion, generalizing their opinions by gender, so that they basically discourage anyone from entering the conversation with the goal of understanding each other. now you have spoken for people you never asked the opinion of, as well as made sure that guys feel it’s okay to dismiss the perspective of women and vice versa. education = ignorance after all

• diet Dr. Pepper for men

[jugganourt]

[squarepeglife]

to any of my Christian friends who support or like Bernie Sanders,

I’d really like to know your thoughts on how you reconcile supporting him with his pretty pro-abortion stance. Just really curious where people’s heads are with that.

[playing-the-man]

Easy, I'm pro-choice.

[playing-the-man]

The Last Lost Continent (La Dispute) Guitar Cover

My cover of La Dispute's The Last Lost Continent! There are a few mistakes but the song is so long that I refused go all the way back and start over haha :) ...

Don’t know if I ever posted this way back when, but this is one of my guitar covers from last year. The Last Lost Continent by La Dispute. 

[bonerfart]