nooppppeeee.

moved to mcsgunner.

[pleasecalltheparamedics-blog]

So I changed my url back to pleasecalltheparamedics...

And I’m moving to a new personal @ mcsgunner (lmao). 

It’s nice to begin anew, and there are some things I want to lease behind on this blog... ;;

So yeah. 

[pleasecalltheparamedics-blog]

I think I’ll make a new personal bc this one’s so unorganized and what not...

Also bc of something that happened irl, it’d be nice to start a lot of things off fresh. 

Not sure what to do with this one bc I really like the url, though I have some nice ones...

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Tumblr: “The signs as —”

Me:

[pleasecalltheparamedics-blog]

Me when other people find a shiny pokemon: that's cool

Me when I find a shiny pokemon: in this moment, the universe has selected me. The shifting tides and rotating planets have formed a perfect harmony to yield this beautiful creature. I will not waste this gift from the gods

[fasterfood]

u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

[fiti-vation]

OMG OMG!  LIKE DRINK YOUR WATER! 

The 42 year old Englishwomen hoped that drinking more water would alleviate her headaches and poor digestion somewhat, but she never expected the additional benefits of staying well hydrated. The woman, who is known as Sarah, took a picture of herself before beginning her experiment and at one-week intervals for four weeks. In addition to her headaches disappearing before the end of the first week, her normally sluggish digestive system also began functioning normally.

The additional benefit that Sarah did not expect was a more youthful appearance. The dark circles and wrinkles around her eyes were completely gone after four weeks, and her usually dull skin appeared fresh and dewy. Although Sarah did not lose a lot of weight, she did lose two pounds, her waistline shrank by an inch and the cellulite she once had disappeared. Overall, Sarah says she looks and feels 10 years younger, and will continue drinking water at the same rate since realizing its benefits [X]. 

[ninthwardjawn-deactivated201902]

i be tryna tell ya’ll. 

[dutchstore]

The Struggle of a Nguyen by Esa Fungtastic

[hungryhungryzack]

THATS HOW YOU PRONOUNCE NGUYEN?!?! WTF…..i always thought it was nu-yen….. I feel so stupid

[theunusualpattern]

Welp I learned something today

[sizvideos]

Video

[pokotopokoto]

GET OUT

[effervesece]

blog goals: making someone feel a little less sad

[shitpostgenerator]

tragedy must be feeled

[traparvvaves-deactivated2018072]

[insertcleverpunherereviews-blog]

My name is Kite, and I do videogame reviews. I offer consise in depth reviews 98% request based and I also look for and try to make lists of triggers in videogames.especially if you ask me to look for specific ones

I discuss feminism, and am very critical of story and character relationships.and yeah I’m just another opinionated nerd

he/him/they/them

[vimmyll]

[shakespork]

Hemingway is a writing checker that is absolutely brilliant.

checks all spellings for you

checks if you’re over-using adverbs

picks out over-complicated sentences

suggests replacements for over-complicated phrases

picks out the passive voice

tells you how readable your text is (Grades/College level/etc)

calculates reading time

USE IT. USE IT FOR YOUR FANFICS. USE IT FOR YOUR PAPERS. IT WILL SAVE. YOUR. LIFE.

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

!?!?!?

[prinxely-archive]

[kyunhso]

[redxhawk-deactivated20150510]

[hualians]

Arima Kishou //  requested by anonymous

[thelifeofamedstudent]

Physics Cheat sheet and then some