i know that i'm perfect even though i'm fucked up

i'm lynne and i'm surgically removing the onions from my take out.

[dogpu]

why she sit like that

[fluffytherapy]

[end0skeletal]

blep

[onlytwitterpics]

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[frosttance]

[samuraipapi]

If ya girl suck on your fingers when y'all fucking then wife that demon

[sarukui-moved]

[ohboyitshya]

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

[alyssazaczek-deactivated2023091]

It is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent

[quickrabbit-deactivated20221106]

Ehm I’m French and plz we don’t talk all like that argh!

[ohboyitshya]

euhmx i’m frenche and pleaze oui doun’t taulke alles laeque zàt aurghex

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

Hermione Granger: *comes from muggle world and discovers magic*

Hermione Granger: *witnesses humans transfigure into animals*

Hermione Granger: *time-travels multiple times per day*

Professor Trelawney: “I can prophesize the future.”

Hermione Granger: “Bullshit. That can’t be possible. Fuck you.”

[kaldwinss]

#you gotta draw the line somewhere #you gotta draw the fucking line in the sand dude #you gotta make a statement #you gotta look inside yourself and say #what am i willing to put up with today #not fucking this    

[rachellephant]

anyways hermione is a cutthroat bitch and her demonizing divination is due to the fact that she literally #cannot with emotional forms of magic. quidditch? which requires an emotional partnership of trust with the broom? nope. divination? which requires an emotional openness and willingness to forego logical conclusion at the whims of fate? are u fuckin kidding me. patronuses? which require not just technical skill but also a deep connection with your own emotional core? uhhhhh we’ll just let harry handle that one.

movie!hermione, w/ her advanced emotional intelligence and absolute willingness to meet each and every emotional need the boys have, should have of course been good at emotional magics like divination. shes fucking superwoman. but book!hermione? who destroyed a girls face without mercy because she ratted out the DA? who erased her parents memories so she could fight in a war? who solved dumbledores’ mysteries using ancient runes, an art that is practically the math of magic? book!hermione will destroy you and she will do it armed with the cold hard facts and the cold hard facts alone. book!hermione doesn’t give a shit. instead of getting a regular pet, book!hermione was drawn to a magical cat who is self-serving and intellectual and helped her gather clues rather than serving as an emotional companion. i mean fck.

full offense but hermione is so hardcore and logic-driven and she literally could give a SHIT about ur feelings

[clippy]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[maryreadings]

Slowly gaining the trust of a beautiful pregnant stray cat 👍👍👍😻

[lizzingwithkriz]

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

[ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de]

congrats it’s a bat

[toothpast]

[delighted bat noises]

[feynites]

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

[corseque]

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

[meowren-deactivated20190915]

Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it

[antiandrogen]

water sign: just be honest with me, i dont need you to spare my feelings i just want the truth

me: *is honest with them*

water sign: