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[pleasestopbob]

Not to be racist but I hate when my pillow gets hot and then I flip it and it's like a war with my pillow like god damnit I'm trying to do the sleep work with me pillow

[pleasestopbob]

Today I realized how anti social I am when my mom asked me to to pull the trash do I did and then I I was doing it and she asked me to do something else and I answered sure in my mind but I though I said something and then she had to throw a towel at me to make sure she heard me...

[pleasestopbob]

Selfie is the word of the year. not...angels. Not...racist. Not...banana. Not...lil Wayne. Not...dick. Fucking selfie. SELFIE. I'm ashamed.

[pleasestopbob]

I have a question for u guys. Do u fanboy when u see ur favorite actress or watch ur favorite tv shows or movies and do u do the body shiver wierd face thing when u find out new things about them.....

[pleasestopbob]

My cat just woke up in his sleep and had a major spasm and fell off my bed then it walked out of my room while looking at me the whole time and only moving his body not his head. I’m scared to go to sleep

[pleasestopbob]

Okay so one time in 4th grade I wanted to be with the popular girls right so I tried to hang out with then and stuff and they “liked” me so the let me, my best friend was pretty wierd but I wouldn’t hang out with the popular girls unless she could too and the black girl in the group was like “she ain’t gon be wich us, she too crazy, like you but worse” and I stood there for a little bit and was like “at least she be knowin how to talk right” and then proceeded to have her teach me and this black girl how to talk. Now me and the black girl are best friends because the other girl left. I was ratchet from the beginning, and I’m white.