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early 21st century americans were so modest that they would regularly censor their own feet in video and artistic depictions, and it was considered improper to expose your feet in public — dismissed with cries of "put those grippers away"

jdragsky

gayvampyr

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

paranoid-parakeet

maxxie-or-smth

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

literalchemy-deactivated2025052

yesterday my dad and i were stuck indoors because of the weather and i said “we’re homestuck” and he looked at me, like he knew this was some meme shit, he knew the score, but he couldn’t place it. he just kept looking at me suspiciously, knowingly, warily. then he carefully said, “yes.”

chaumas-deactivated20240115

look at this driftwood!!!!

chaumas-deactivated20240115

if I were some kind of loach you couldn’t keep me outta this

shadow-daughter

I have such a problem. My first thought was 'how could you sanitize that for an enclosure'.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

boiling mainly! but also just. putting it in the water letting shrimps eat the bacteria off it.

shadow-daughter

My SECOND thought was 'it has pointy edges and my son is an idiot, even if I could I couldn't'. But shrimp, now. Shrimp are much smarter than that. You never see shrimp impaling themselves on random bits of furniture!

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I know you’re probably describing some sort of reptile but I enjoy the thought that your son is a very tiny human boy.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

look at this driftwood!!!!

chaumas-deactivated20240115

if I were some kind of loach you couldn’t keep me outta this

shadow-daughter

I have such a problem. My first thought was 'how could you sanitize that for an enclosure'.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

boiling mainly! but also just. putting it in the water letting shrimps eat the bacteria off it.

shadow-daughter

My SECOND thought was 'it has pointy edges and my son is an idiot, even if I could I couldn't'. But shrimp, now. Shrimp are much smarter than that. You never see shrimp impaling themselves on random bits of furniture!

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I know you’re probably describing some sort of reptile but I enjoy the thought that your son is a very tiny human boy.

talontarget

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

dodykeahedron

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

cutecipher

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

alialtinelart

This is how I see the World Cup 2026 with my style :) What do you think guys? As always prints and merch are on Redbubble and InPrnt <3

Celebrate the biggest football tournament in North America with this cute illustration! Featuring the three host countries represented by th

https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/alialtinelart/world-cup-2026-host-nations-mascot-illustration-poster/

thememedaddy

uncertainlys

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

my-dailydreams

adhd-community

When a friend stumbles upon a hyperfixation of mine...

louisegluckpdf

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"