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teathattast

suncaptor

linked tree (includes options to donate to Ghanaian projects)

petition to show support

romancegifs

IRON MAN 3 2013 | dir. Shane Black

dailymarvel

IRON MAN 3 2013 | dir. Shane Black

crabussy

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

crabussy

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

crabussy

artistic depiction of the event

crabussy

sawed-on-shotgun

your penis is died. game oval

crabussy

sawed-on-shotgun

dude pay attention

crabussy

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

typecasto

behold, context

wintersoldierfell

It's always Darmok and Jalad with you people

ximenasbrokencd

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

animentality

carys-the-ninth

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

rabbitindisguise

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

caspar-david-friedrich-paintings

-Morning mist in the mountains-

kalimaxxing

if a hamburger and a cheeseburger have a baby it most likely will have cheese on it because the cheese trait come from a dominant gene

catasters

lilyblisslys

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

mollyjames

hydrattan

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

iwannarunawayandbeapirate

got curious because idk how well-known this is internationally so:

Are you familiar with twist bread/Stockbrot?

Yes; I'm German

No; I'm German

Yes; I'm not German

No; I'm not German

Nuance button

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

#stockbrot #god i should make some for saturday hmmm

boringkate

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

paradigm-adrift

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.