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Sirius Black defender

[plecotusauritus]

I post about HP and Jet Lag: the Game.

Mainly wolfstar, prongsfoot & blackcest. Canon enjoyer, jkr hater.

Check out my AO3 or my writing tag (see tags of this post) for fanfiction 💕🦇

[plecotusauritus]

I have found a geocache every day for 200 days yessss babyyyyyy never stop the madness

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[plecotusauritus]

People act like there is a Plagues of Egypt style curse that forces every pureblood family to sacrifice their first born to Voldemort

[moonyscolours]

Time to pick up new hobbies after Hogwarts

[biconinwaiting]

We all are in agreement that Sirius is the shortest marauder right? Like. my boy is tiny

[plecotusauritus]

No we are not

[biconinwaiting]

Oh all right then what do you think

[plecotusauritus]

He is very tall, probably the tallest out of them (:

[plecotusauritus]

The supposedly woke marauders fandom when it is time to call Sirius a French faggot cunt bitch

[firelace]

sirius black˙⋆✮⋆˚࿔

i broke my head earlier this month so this time i had an actual excuse to disappear lol

[lilacella]

Remus Lupin's dick is the longest of all time. So long, everyone at Hogwarts is talking about it. So long, he has to wrap it around his neck like a scarf. So long, if you're having sex with him you're entering a joust.

[in-flvx]

I always end up feeling so sad for fanon sirius. Hes so stupid and nobody likes him or makes him a priority... they just call him slurs and kick him around like a football bc hes so tiny

[radicalpeachie]

[biconinwaiting]

We all are in agreement that Sirius is the shortest marauder right? Like. my boy is tiny

[plecotusauritus]

No we are not

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

finding that one fandom friend that GETS you and your blorbos the way no one else does is a privilege and it will literally change your life

[plecotusauritus]

Btw there is no more reference in canon of Sirius being built-muscular-hyper-alpha-man than there is of Remus

[plecotusauritus]

This is how you sound like

[plecotusauritus]

Dear Lord I am reading such a bad book right now..... i like the premise - a group of childhood friends meet up later in life to figure out why their friendship fell apart - but the reasons are mostly shit like one girl stole the other's dance partner or place in a talent show. These women are in their fifties.... also it is written from multiply of point of views but they all sound the exactly same. I am 200+ pages in and can't tell them apart.

Anyway usually my stance is that life is too short for bad books, but I am reading this also as German practice so I can focus more on the new words and grammar and also I have a morbid curiousity about if there will be any actual grave injustices that I have not uncovered.

[artemisia-black]

I get alot of asks about Sirius’s romantic life and I think the issue that would define his romantic life, is that he is not as detached and ‘devil may care’ as he appears on the surface.

So he is often misunderstood.

[measureyourlifeincake]

ok, i lied. i am not team badam, i am not team samy, i'm team amy-learning-a-new-thing-about-her-introverted-boss-every-day and my team is LOSING