the one where sylus cannot stop laughing at you (you're pissed)
Just a little drabble inspired by the recent cat card. Remember when Sylus snorted and could barely hold back his laughter? I'd be so fucking irritated LMAO like AIN'T SHIT FUNNY!!!
CW: sylus x cat!mc, fluff, sylus gets cuteness aggression, mc is actually aggressive (lol not really but she is IRRITATED), established relationship, sylus is obsessed, mc is too hehe, cursing
A/N: i'd like any feedback if you're willing to take the time! thank you for reading anyway!
MC is sitting across the room from Sylus, angrily knitting away while her cat-ears twitch around on top of her head, her tail poofy and flicking in annoyance.
Sylus wants to eat her. She’s so irritated. So cute. So her. So his.
His Dragon-Li.
He smirks at her, crossing his legs lazily as he watches her with an amused twinkle in his eyes. “Kitten…” He drawls. But MC ignores him, despite the fact that one of her cat ears involuntarily twitches in his direction. She violently stabs at the yarn, her face scrunched up in a scowl. A scowl that would usually scare most people away, especially in her line of work. A scowl that Sylus adores.
He chuckles quietly to himself before standing up and strolling over to where she’s sitting by the window. She stubbornly refuses to look up, but that’s okay. He crouches, softly twirling his finger around the tip of her tail. She shivers, feeling tingles all over her body, and immediately swats at him, her teeth bared. He laughs heartily.
“Sylus it isn’t funny!” She keeps swatting at him, her knitting project (no longer really a project and rather another victim of her wrath), dropped and forgotten on the floor. He dodges her swats, though he doesn’t back too far away, allowing her to get closer to him of her own accord before snatching her up in his arms.
MC feels herself being ensnared in his arms, his warmth enveloping her as he rubs his face on the top of her head, frizzing up the top of her hair and making her pin her cat-ears to her head. She grumbles, keeping the scowl on her face as she refuses to completely forgive him, though she allows him to touch her. Sylus takes note of the fact that she goes still in his arms, though she does dig her nails in his chest as punishment.
He welcomes it, even nipping at one her cute little ears, which makes her yelp and give a another half-hearted swat on his chest. So cat-like, so MC that he can’t help but laugh harder. It's like the biomodifico evolver just brought out what he already saw in her.
“Kitten, forgive me. But you have to admit, it’s funny.” He laughs freely, damn near giggling, his chest vibrating with his amusement. MC, surrounded by Sylus’ scent and the precious sound of his laughter, huffs, still trying to hold on to her indignance, though her tail wraps around his waist and her ears relax.
“To you! I didn’t laugh at you when you were turned into a Caracal! You fucking—“
But his unabashed laughter, one that only MC can draw out of him, drowns out her curses. And despite the fact that her pride is on the line, and despite the fact that she definitely plans to get him back for this later, she starts chuckling with him.
Then eventually, both of them are filling the room with sounds of laughter.
rewatching teen wolf season 3 and maybe it’s bc im grown now but i am so appalled by the discourse we used to get into back in the day. what the fuck was up with that
i’ve romanced tai on two slots and i wanted to ask; i remember at the beginning when someone said that tai doesn’t date commoners.
and ofc i don’t want to interpret this as him being classist and believing that commoners are just unworthy of his time. from what i’ve seen, tai is definitely a prince but he’s cautious of how he wields his power. he’s open to new experiences and respectful and caring of others. and one thing that stood out to me was how he reacted to when his dad shamed him for not sleeping with ties right away. he said something to the affect of ‘i don’t need to abuse my power to get women into bed with me’.
so my interpretation of tai’s refusal to sleep with commoners comes down to him wanting to make sure the women he sleeps with has a high enough social standing to be able to refuse him without consequences.
fandomite-brained “progressive” and “queer positive” intellectuals will tell you with a straight face that certain pieces of fictional art like rap songs or comedic jokes or fifty shades of grey can socially sanction or enshrine rape culture, but their 25 chapter gay noncon omegaverse ao3 fanfiction that is publicly available on the world wide web is somehow ontologically different. They think they can hide their contradictions from me, lol. they are so cute hehe you’re so bad at obscuring your affinities behind flimsy platitudes you little freak (steps on them with my steel toed boot).
“fiction doesn’t impact reality,” is their baby’s first anti-intellectual platitude that crumbles under the lightest scrutiny. if this is truly the case, ask these people why they care so much about “representation” and “feeling seen,” then. why do they go to conventions? why do they like to interact with voice actors? why do they even create fan content and construct communities around fictional things? do they believe films like “birth of a nation” mean nothing? do they think the pentagon is involved in hollywood productions because they’re just fanned out?
i’m not saying freaks can’t write what they want. i just want them to be honest with themselves lol. being principled and consistent is difficult, but not impossible. anyone with a lick of sense can see through this deflection lol. the truth is that what you find erotic may clash with your political commitments. the response to this isn’t to deflect or make flimsy excuses, but to understand why that is and what social forces may contribute to these desires.
and obviously if you engage in this stuff publicly, people will get mad at you. that’s like, a reasonable response, lol. that’s the response people *should* have to freaks posting eroticized assault and stuff. if someone saw some of my ao3 bookmarks and got mad at me i would be like yeah you’re right that’s correct and reasonable i’ll toast to that lol. shame gets a bad reputation. it can be a necessary, objective, organizing force but that’s beyond the scope of this post lol.
how come whenever someone would bring up how they felt uncomfortable with caleb’s introduction, a caleb main always has to bring up sylus? even if the og person isn’t a sylus main?
why the hell is elena acting like d*mon is just stefan's asshole brother and not a serial killer that has posed a threat to her friends?
like girl, he's not just a player that had a bad fling with your bestie. that is a dangerous man that turned your childhood friend's sister, abused one of your best friends, and damn near killed the other one? of course they're gonna see him and be like 'what the fuck is he doing here?' because WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING THERE?
this is why so many people hate elena because we're supposed to believe that she is an uber compassionate, maternal, loving person that is protective and self-sacrificing for her loved ones. and then we get someone that threatens damn near everyone in her inner circle. and all it takes is one time where he rescues her, takes on her a 'road trip' (kidnaps her), and they have a drink and all of a sudden she's just like 'you guysssss it's just d*mon i promise he'll be on his best behavior <3'
I didn’t need Zal to explain why. As she stated, it’s been a topic of discussion for a few days at least so I’m quite aware of how she feels. Not to mention that I’ve been regularly following Zal’s blog for…juuust over a year now (?) after an extended hiatus away from all social media but we are very much in sync with the thoughts and opinions on the characters/plot lines/plotholes and the general semi-awesome mess that is TVD.
Zal’s blog is pretty much one of the few blogs I actually read outside of the food and photo blogs I regularly peruse. I’m very much pro-Stelena/anti-Delena and hers is the logical and honest blog I hit up when the blatantly ignorant/intentionally obtuse Damon-stans (not to be confused with the cool and honest Damon-stans) or the garden variety TVDReddit trolls make me feel a bit homicidal.
Besides, I can admit that I was being a little bit generous with my opinion on Damon’s imagined sexual prowess. But just a bit. Boy does have repeat customers.
Still doesn’t change the fact that I feel that Damon would lose out to Stefan by a country mile if we were comparing.
It's all good! I don't expect everyone who checks in with me to agree with everything I say.
Boy does have repeat customers.
and this one makes me laugh because I was like besides Elena, who were his repeat customers? And then I was like there's Rebekah technically since they had sex twice and then I was like see but I'm chalking that up to Rebekah wanting to be wanted rather than his actual prowess.
Then I was like, I guess we could infer Sage? And then I was like oh but she absolutely steered that whole thing. It's one of those he wasn't fucking her, she was fucking him.
Then I was like, Katherine? Same thing with Sage and she probably taught him whatever he does know.
Caroline, she had no choice.
Lexi was once so he could prove a point and I find that whole thing ridiculous anyway.
so I ship SE and I was on twitter debating with a DE stan , and she sent me a thread on how, apparently, Stefan is a pathological liar. she claimed that “more often than not, when Stefan talks about his past he leaves out crucial facts or recounts information that is so completely untrue” i.e when he told Elena it took him a while to control his ripper urges and that he did it on his own when Lexi was the one to help him.
It’s an old argument. And a wrong one. When confronted with his past, Stefan isn’t defensive or secretive, he doesn’t try to justify any of what he did, he tells Elena what she wants to know, it’s just that he doesn’t open a conversation like, “AND THEN ONE TIME IN 1912 I DECAPITATED A WOMAN … oh Elena, can you pass the cheese?”
I also want to for one moment bring up the fact that in 1x20, Stefan told Elena about him accidentally killing his father, accidentally killing his FATHER but when she talks to Damon, he talks about how that’s not the full story and makes it seem like Stefan getting him to turn is somehow worse than Stefan accidentally killing his FATHER.
why do people assume that just because you (understandably) identify chara as evil or just not a good person, that you’re blaming the actions you took on the genocide route on them? you can both acknowledge the fact that YOU made the choice to kill innocent monsters, and the fact that chara encourages you to do so, hence they’re not a good person (and neither are you). idk why it has to be either or.
here's a hot take: i think people are allowed to talk shit about fanfiction as much as they want. as long as they're not leaving mean comments under the author's work and not leaving constructive criticism when the author didn't ask for it, you can talk about shitty fanfiction in public spaces. and yes i believe there is such a thing as shitty fanfiction sorry.
i'll never understand being like 'ugh stop reminding us that the boys love mc and not me!' because...you ARE mc? that's the point of the game??? that's why we name the mc and we can customize the mc the way we want and the CN version even has a feature where they use a picture of you to create your MC...you ARE mc like what is there to be jealous about
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