Biding My Time; Drinking Her Wine

°Lin°they/them° voted number one beatles shitposter by like no one ever

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I am he as you are he as you are me...

A Hard Day's Night (1964) // Head (1968)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[xxl1ly-1n-ch41n5xx]

Reblogging because I do NOT want to be digging holes for a living yo🥹✌️

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Might sign up for a swimming membership I need to start moving and I don't wanna be perceived at a gym where people I know may be

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Was worried I'd have to stop getting coffee before my buses in the morning because I'm not gonna live near a supermarket anymore but then I realised ☝️there's a co-op

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Got a really nice bath bomb with infused with butter yesterday and now my skin feels sooo soft and smooth #ButteredLikeACroissant

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THEY ARE PLAYING THE MONKEES AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME I WORK AT YESSSS

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Staying sane at work by imagining if they had made a Barbie pride and prejudice movie adaptation circa 2000-2009

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discovered a guy i know looks like matthew mcfayden as mr. darcy . great now things will never be awkward

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Hungover at work from reading genderswap pride and prejudice fanfiction late into the night. I had 20 chapters last night

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do people just buy a lot of stuff at CVS like why are the receipts notoriously so long. Signed, uk resident

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Ppl who actively dislike gnarly have never felt the electricity it creates in the club. BOBA TEA? GNARLY

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Pimm from smiling friends looks Mormon

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How many times do you think you've passed a baby that would grow up to be extraordinarily worldwide famous. Like it must've happend at least once. And you'll never know cuz they were like a baby

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Why is it called real estate it's not like they make fake houses like there's buildings in disuse but they very much still exist and are ergo real

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Re-read my essay from 2 months ago that I rushed through but go great grades on. Tell me why this is caca doo doo

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.